You offended us when you called us clowns...we've all been pouting.

Tim

 

Its ok I will try not to be a clown and offend you guys anymore. I know this is a sensitive thread.

 

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. /FNT>

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Or online at www.ford-trucks.com.

For a video to see how beer works click here: Beer Demo

 

Dang, that's scary!

 

The hag turned into Britney? I think I can handle that.

 

Well, I'd rather not remember getting some, than remember not getting any...


Tim

 

"Well, I'd rather not remember getting some, than remember not getting any..."




somebody stop me....

 

Anybody need a new sig?

Tim

 

your welcome.

 

See BEER DEMO link in post #137. I bet you could see it coming, didn't you.

 

Now for the have a cup of coffee suggestions see this link:

http://www.castlemountains.net/flash...Cup_Of_Joy.swf

 

If you would like to sing along with the mouse, here are the words:

Three Dog Night , Joy to the World

Jeremiah was a bull frog
Was a good friend of mine

I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine

And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singing
Joy to the world

All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the King of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you

Sing it now

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun

I'm a high night flier and a rainbow rider
And a straight-shooting son of a gun

I said a straight-shooting son of a gun

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

A true classic.

 

Correction post 153. Too much beer!

 

Yeah, as long as you don't have to call animal control in the morning!

 

See what comming? All I saw was a smokin hot woman...

Go to bed at 2 with a 10, wake up at 10 with a 2.....that's a good night of drinking for me. You don't want to know what happens on a bad night...but I'll tell you anyway. Last week I woke up covered in mayonnaise with a fat chick, two midgets, and a donkey....well I'm sure you can imagine what all went on.

Tim