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Mar 25, 2006 | 10:47 PM

#16

CAFordDude

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From: Sunny SOCAL!

In California you can be declared "Legally" blind but still have a portion of your sight thus allowing you to get a license and drive.

Whatever you do though DON'T use a programmer on your truck because that is illegal.

Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Mar 26, 2006 | 05:31 AM

#17

93F250

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From: Maine

What about candy vending machines. If you can't see the product, how do you know what number to pick?

Mar 27, 2006 | 12:57 AM

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four-sixty-power

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From: Lower Mainland B.C.

Is there a remote control available for the TV with braile on it?

Mar 27, 2006 | 01:47 AM

#19

websthes

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Quote:

Originally Posted by four-sixty-power

Is there a remote control available for the TV with braile on it?

there's tv for blind people. between the dialogue a voice tells you what's happening.

Mar 27, 2006 | 08:30 AM

#20

weeds

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From: Pittsburgh

Quote:

Originally Posted by helifixer

I simply said "OK" and ordered my lunch, remembering not to argue with a fool as the listener doesn’t know they are wrong.

Hehe, sounds like an experience I had at work. I work as a valet, and we put one of our signs up at the end of our lane to keep cars from coming in the wrong way & causing congestion. Sure enough one lady pulls in the wrong way, so I tell her she came in the wrong way & to come in the other way next time. She tells me that we should have a sign saying that, and before I could say anything she tells me that our sign down there is too far out & you have to go around it to come in...I just said OK and gave her the ticket.

Mar 27, 2006 | 05:56 PM

#21

1956MarkII

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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA

Quote:

Originally Posted by helifixer

When I worked at the Grand Canyon we had to have Braille on our door signs, and we were a sightseeing helicopter operation. Why would a blind person go sight seeing?
I guess they could bring their dog!!!!!

I once went sky-diving with a blind friend of mine; weirdest thing I ever experienced. Have you ever heard a German Shepard scream?

Mar 27, 2006 | 06:38 PM

#22

2006HarleyF250

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From: Wichita, KS

Seen a sign the other day at HOOTER'S "Get Crabs Here $7.99/lb" I couldn't help but lmao!

Mar 27, 2006 | 11:16 PM

#23

Dialtone

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From: South Texas

Several years ago at the height of the Mad Cow scare in England, my Mother-in-law declared that she would make sure any beef she ate was US raised. One day, she and my wife were traveling and stopped into a local Texas hamburger chain (Whataburger), and when she was ordering, she asked the girl behind the counter where they got their beef.

The response was "from the truck"

Sooooo..... as Ron White says "You can't fix stupid"

Dialtone

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Mar 27, 2006 | 11:48 PM

#24

four-sixty-power

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From: Lower Mainland B.C.

I apologize for not thinking before posting, I was pretty tired when I wrote that...

Mar 28, 2006 | 12:01 AM

#25

Fomoko1

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Why do pigs smell? So even the blind can hate them....

Mar 28, 2006 | 09:55 AM

#26

jimbeamalki

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From: Indianapolis

My favorite sign hangs in my garage: "I've finally met the perfect girl, I could not ask for more. She's deaf and dumb and oversexed, and owns a liquor store!"