Random Thoughts for Today
Jan 24, 2006 | 11:16 AM
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Random Thoughts for Today
Chastity IS curable, if detected early.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals."
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Death to all fanatics!
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Jan 24, 2006 | 11:32 AM
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
tis better to be thought an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Jan 24, 2006 | 11:38 AM
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From: Lindsborg, KS
Don't take life too seriously, no one ever comes out alive.
True Love Is Suicide (metaphor refering to once in love, you can't back out, especially true love)
Jan 24, 2006 | 11:43 AM
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Support mental health ..... or I'll kill you.
Dono
Jan 24, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
one of my favorites, and i use it at least once a week:
there are 3 ways to do things. the rite way, the wrong way, and MY way.
Jan 24, 2006 | 12:06 PM
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From: Lindsborg, KS
Don't take life too seriously.....no one ever comes out alive.
That's one i say once a week.
Jan 24, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
I want to die peacefully while I'm asleep, just like grandpa did.
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car!!
Jan 24, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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From: Lindsborg, KS
What did i do to deserve this?
i ask that one a lot...lol
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Jan 24, 2006 | 01:32 PM
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noah built the ark, engineers built the titanic.
Jan 24, 2006 | 01:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bf250
noah built the ark, engineers built the titanic.
Yes yes how true that one is.
(LOL)
Jan 24, 2006 | 01:39 PM
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From: Lindsborg, KS
Everything happens for a reason.
Jan 24, 2006 | 02:30 PM
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From: Orange County, CA
Thou shall not criticise thy neighbor until he has walked a mile in his moccasins.
Jan 24, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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From: Lindsborg, KS
Though shall not cuss out thy vehicle till prompted by thy vehicle.
Jan 24, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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From: Shawnee, Ks
I thought it was
Never make fun of somone until you have walked a mile in thier shoes...
That way your a mile away and have their shoes.
It takes a big man to cry...
and an even Bigger man to make fun of him
Kick a man when he's down..
if he's a better man he will rise above you
The beatings will continue until morral improves
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Jan 24, 2006 | 03:52 PM
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From: Middleton, ID
The shortest sentance in the English Language is "I AM" ,
The longest sentance is "I DO".