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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by 1970Custom
thats a mouth full
That one took me longer to write, it made me think....lol

Loan money to the optimist because they'll more then gladly give you more money back.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:21 AM
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here try this

Originally Posted by Beemer Nut
born stupid and proud of it (chebby owner)

if your so damn smart why ain't ya rich

"Ve get too soon oldt And too late schmardt"

.....=o&o>.....
the last part says correct me if im wrong "he get old too soon and smart too late"
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:28 AM
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Ya, Ya!
.....=o&o>.....
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:30 AM
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try this

Originally Posted by jonm61

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
women=time x money
time is money
women=m x m
money is the root of all evil or evil square rooted
women=evil square rooted then squared
square root cancels the square so therefore
women=evil


but bible says the love of money is the root of all evil
women=love evil sqaure rooted then squared
women love evil
women love men
men are evil


there try that out

Dustin
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 06:56 AM
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Nice to meet you Dustin, i'm Dustin as well, i've noticed there are a few running around on there.

True Love with a girl that is truly amazing=cost nothing to love or be loved
(true love is a feeling which i cannot describe but it is truly amazing and it keeps on getting better!!!!)
To all of those who don't know, i'm already taken, and will be marrying her when i'm 18 since then we won't have to have parrental consent.

Do not cuss thy neighbors vehicle for being better then thou's vehicle, thy should cuss out thou owner of thy vehicle.
Thy should join thy darkside for then thou is allowed to do thy's wishes.

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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 07:03 AM
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Life: Sexually transmitted. Always fatal.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Deluxe05
Life: Sexually transmitted. Always fatal.


That is so true.....lol....
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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where there's a will, there are greedy relatives.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 08:13 AM
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where there is hope/will, there is always a way to get the thing or things you want.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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Pain good, damage bad.
There's no such thing as spare time or extra money.
The down side of having kids is easier to explain and understand than the up side.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:16 AM
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Thy owner of thy powerful engine in thy stock truck has thy power to blow thy doors off of thou's neighbors.

With Love, you have everything no matter how many possessions you have, as long as you have love, you have everything.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:26 AM
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Why do you Park in a driveway and Drive on a Parkway?
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:29 AM
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman, but neither one works.

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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:37 AM
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My wife constantly asks me "Do you want to be happy? Or do you want to be right?"



If you talk to yourself and don't answer back....how do you know whether you are there or not?
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:47 AM
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If you talk to yourself and don't answer back....how do you know whether you are there or not?
Good point


why is it a pair of pants when in fact there is only one?
 
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