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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out
I couldnt more agree. Kind of like the old phrase..." I want what I want, when I want it. I get what I want when I take it. And when I get what I want, I don't want it." Also... "Be careful what you wish for..you may get it."
Love has to be blind; if everyone acknowledged everyones faults, there wouldn't be much love.
Depends on who thy loves and how much thy loves that special someone......i'm not one to say how everything should go, or how thy shall show thous love.
All this love stuff is getting on my nerves!! Just give it time, soon enough she'll have you on a leashe!
Klatts woman: Klatt, come over and watch "the notebook" with me
Klarr: Yes, Ill be over to watch the chick-flick love novel right away
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Klatts woman: can I have 180 bucks to go shopping with
Klatt: yea sure, whatever you have to do. Here take 200
"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
"Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
"Women are nothing but machines for producing children." Napolean Bonaparte
"Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car." Will Durst
"You know, you're OK for a woman; it's not your fault that nature made women's brains lighter than mens." - Mickey Rooney in "the Courtship of Andy Hardy" -1942
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