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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 11:57 AM
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Wife/GF: "Does my butt look too big in these pants?"

Husband/BF:
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RocketScience
Husband/BF: Do I have stupid written on my forehead?

..... .....
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:10 PM
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Well, technically if it was me i would tell her the truth cause that's what our relationship is built on, truth and trust....and a lot of other things....
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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sure but sleeping on the couch is not always the best.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:27 PM
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You mean....you are not supposed to sleep on the couch?
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 1970Custom
why is it a pair of pants when in fact there is only one?
Hmmm...makes you wonder if the guy that named them a pair of pants (BTW: why it is "them" and not "it"? Oh, well) is the same guy that had a sis in each hand while trying to figure out how to make cut-offs?....and that beget sissors...
...badda boom, badda bing.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by RocketScience
Wife/GF: "Does my butt look too big in these pants?"

Husband/BF:
Hahaha....

The response from the Husband/BF was left blank for a reason. Any man here with any great experience knows full well that there is NO correct answer to this question (as 1970Custom so eloquently points out). I could outline a matrix of possible answers/responses to the above scenario, but I can assure you that FTE doesn't have enough bandwidth for me to perform this excercise.

And klatt_89, all joking aside, I envy your relationship.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:45 PM
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The correct answer to the question depends on your relationship with that person.

I'm always truthful with her but not very truthful with others because of a trip i'm going on with her, i'm saying it's a truck cruise with some buddies of mine....NOT....lol
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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Thou shalt not reval thy plans to thy parents/friends involving said girlfriend.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:50 PM
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Thy has only revealed thy plans to thy friends involved in thy ceremonies.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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Thoughts from those before us that I like to share from time to time.

"I am not young enough to know everything. "
Oscar Wilde

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
Jimi Hendrix

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
Mario Andretti

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction."
General Douglas MacArthur

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."
John Wooden

"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars."
Charles A Beard
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:29 PM
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"Politicians are adept at Ignoring facts" ---Emory Unversity study
While monitoring the brain activity of staunch party members from different political parties researchers found interesting results.

When asked to evaluate facts that threatened their preferred candidates views prior to the 2004 Presidential election, participants ignored information contrary to thier views. " We did not see any increased activity associated with the parts of the brain that normally engaged in reasoning". "what we saw instead was an increase in the network of emotion circuits lighting up"
"Test subjects on both sides of the political aisle reached totally biased conclusions by ignoring that which could not rationally be discounted."
"Then, with their minds made up, brain activity ceased in the areas that deal with negative emotions such as disgust. But activity spiked in the circuits involved in reward, a response similar to what addicts experience when they get a fix."
"None of the circuits involved in concious reasoning were particularly engaged."
"The study points to a lack of reason in political decision making"
"The result is that partisan beliefs are calcified, and the person can learn very little from new data."

As if this was really any surprise!
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 02:38 PM
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does NOT make you a chicken"

"The things you own, end up owning you"

-Brad Pitt, "Fight Club"
 
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Old Jan 25, 2006 | 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by BuiltToughF250
"Sticking feathers up your butt does NOT make you a chicken"
Gosh...reminds me of what my 'ol grandpappy would tell people that said something he didn't particularily like....

"Why don't you stick a feather up your butt (he used another word) and we'll both be tickled!"
 
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