Ok, I need some clever ways to get even with a co-worker.

Last night (my night off, work 2nd shift) my buddy called me from work, inviting me to the local "gentelmens club" because a bunch of guys from work were going. I decieded not to go because I wasn't feeling that well and if I did go, I knew I would end up calling in sick to work. Anyway, seems my "buddy" got really wasted and called in sick to work himself. So now, not only did I not go see the "ladies" but I'm getting nailed at work with extra work. So let me hear some options on how to get even (I don't want to get him fired.......yet.... )

 

Is he married? Does his wife know he out of it because of a gentalmens club? Hang a G-string from his rear veiw mirror/ or antenna.
Did I mention hang it on somewere of his space at work?

 

Yea, he just got married, but unfortunately his wife is "cool" and he got permision.

 

If it were me, I'd post it up on a forum that thousands of people would read and...oh wait, you already did that

 

Oh yea, good one! his cell # and address are

EDITED: Due to potential legal action.

 

Where I work, we used to hang magnitized bumper stickers on the passenger side door of coworkers cars. The best one that we had said "I'm not wearing pants". It was on my bosses bosses car for 3 days before he found it...He was a little annoyed.

Matt

 

A guy at work told me he did this once to get even with a co-worker once at his previous place of employment once.

He took a portable air tank pulled the top off and added a cup of water. Then he put the top back on and filled her full of air again. Then he went to his buddies truck and let some air out of his tire. Next he flipped the air tank upside down and filled his tire back up. Of course, this forced the cup of water into the guys tire as he filled it back up with this air tank.

Now you ask what this is going to do....

Well here in Ohio it gets below freezing quite a bit in the winter, fall and spring. when he did this it was in the mid fall so it was dropping below 32 degrees at night and was mid to low 40s in the day. So when the guy went home the water spun in the tire and equally distributed itself in the tire....smooth ride home, right. Water froze over night and he had an ice block in the tire.... of course it made for a rough ride on the way to work. The guy had his truck to the tire shop 3 times before they shop figured out water was in the tire. It would warm up during the day by the time he got it to the shop and the tire balanced out perfectly when the ice melted and it was on the balance machine. the third time they took the tire off the rim and found that water had mysteriously got into the tire.

He never told the guy he did it....

I always thought this was one of the more creative ideas I had ever heard.

 

Or this guys second trick he takes pride in.... take a couple cans of shaving cream and throw them in a cold freezer. The shaving cream will freeze. Next cut the bottom of the can out and pulll out of your cylinder of frozen shaving cream. Next throw your frozen shaving cream in the back of your buddies car on a warm summer day. It will expand as most shaving cream does as it thaws out. his car will be a mess by the time its done.... but it will smell good!

 

If you wana be really mean do that with a couple cans of the expanding foam insulation just make sure nobody ever finds out!

 

Those are pretty extreme, doncha think?

A guy at work had one of those license plates in front (KS and OK don't require front licenses) that said "Ask me about my grandchildren" or something. Another guy put white tape over "grandkids" and wrote in black Sharpie "upper teeth" (he wore dentures). Did a pretty good job of it, unless you looked really close the lettering matched the original plate. Took three or four days before he found it, only noticed because he was at the store and some ladies walking in front of his van started laughing when they saw it, so he got curious. He was kinda hot for a while, but no damage done besides his ego.

 

Wheel bearing grease under all door handled except drivers side, antifreeze in his winshiled washer fluid, vaseline on his pass. side windshiled wiper blade, sticky contact paper ( the kind you would use to make a bathroom window fuzzy, the type that looks clear but you cannot see thru) on his headlights, if it has a driveshaft tape a big nut to it so it is out of balance, if it is below freezing dump water into the cracks of his door, soak his coat in water and put it in the freezer, if he wears glass smear oil on the lenses, tie pop can to the back pumper of his car and hide them so they fall out after he starts to drive, small piece of hose place in ceiling over the toilet and attach the other end to syringe filled with your favorite liquid, if you can get to his shower head, take it off and fill it with red jello. I sure you will think of something, have fun and don't tell anybody your plans.

 

There are some really cruel people on this board (who come up with really creative ideas!)

 

A guy who worked next door to me once wrote 'Hi Dan' on the windshield of my Ranchero with ketchup packets, I paid him back by leaving a fake turd on the driver's seat of his Datsun pickup. He said later that he opened the door and saw it, and could just picture me squatting there...!

Another one is to wait till he's just changed the oil in his vehicle, and then pour a quart of oil on the ground underneath it, make sure that it runs towards the driver's side so that he notices the puddle. -TD

 

SShank- those are some awesome ideas-

my friends did the blue kool-aid powder in the shower head one time. my friend gets up in the morning, takes a shower, water isnt coming out... then BOOM! blue koolaid all over him. funny thing is, he was so drunk he saw everyone running past him with tools, asked them what they are doing, they just said "GO BLUE TEAM GO!" which really confused him. then he got distracted and didnt figure it out til the next morning.

you could put a small sign on his truck thatll attract the ladies- "CAUTION- DRIVER HUNG LIKE A CHIPMUNK" a guy at my old work did that one time, the other guy wondered why so many hot girls kept honking and waving at him for a week

 

for sale sign on his car with a really low price and his number