With friends like these.......
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Originally Posted by triton_2002
Ok, I need some clever ways to get even with a co-worker.
Last night (my night off, work 2nd shift) my buddy called me from work, inviting me to the local "gentelmens club" because a bunch of guys from work were going. I decieded not to go because I wasn't feeling that well and if I did go, I knew I would end up calling in sick to work. Anyway, seems my "buddy" got really wasted and called in sick to work himself. So now, not only did I not go see the "ladies" but I'm getting nailed at work with extra work. So let me hear some options on how to get even (I don't want to get him fired.......yet....
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Last night (my night off, work 2nd shift) my buddy called me from work, inviting me to the local "gentelmens club" because a bunch of guys from work were going. I decieded not to go because I wasn't feeling that well and if I did go, I knew I would end up calling in sick to work. Anyway, seems my "buddy" got really wasted and called in sick to work himself. So now, not only did I not go see the "ladies" but I'm getting nailed at work with extra work. So let me hear some options on how to get even (I don't want to get him fired.......yet....
)Need more input.....
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Originally Posted by triton_2002
I work in a hospital so M-80's may be out of the question......maybe a severed limb in the locker would do the trick................just kidding........
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put long zip ties on the driveline.
rocks in his hubcaps.
rewire the tr/mlp sensor so the vehicle wont start and/or add a wire to honk the horn every time it shifts into drive/OD
put burnt out bulbs in the license plate sockets so he gets pulled over
whoopy cushion his drivers seat
use spray glue to attach packing material to the tires
if it is a truck, attach a crude sign to his rear diff
rocks in his hubcaps.
rewire the tr/mlp sensor so the vehicle wont start and/or add a wire to honk the horn every time it shifts into drive/OD
put burnt out bulbs in the license plate sockets so he gets pulled over
whoopy cushion his drivers seat
use spray glue to attach packing material to the tires
if it is a truck, attach a crude sign to his rear diff
Last edited by Ponyracer; Jan 29, 2005 at 07:07 PM.
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From: American by birth, TEXAN
remove his antenna,
put a dead fish inside his hood,
a potatoe in his exhaust,
superglue in his locks...
put a dead fish inside his hood,
a potatoe in his exhaust,
superglue in his locks...
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Here are some more for ya! Long zip tie on the u-joint at the back of the tranny, leave it loose so it starts to smack the bottom of the truck when he speeds up.
Worse, hang a roll of baling wire from the frame so it can spin, tie the other end to the u-joint. As he drives the baling wire will wrap around the u-joint until the ball is so big it starts scraping on the floor board!
Dump a bottle of baby powder down the defrost vent and set the fan to HIGH, when he turns the key, POOF, instant snow!
Or an old classic, connect the blinkers to the horn, honk, honk, honk!
Or if you want a real cruel one, super glue+door locks=......well I will let you figure that one out!
Ok, last one. If he has an electric trunk lock and you can get in the trunk, wire the brake light to the trunk open solinoid. Everytime he hits the brakes the trunk pops open, hilarious!
Enjoy!!!!
Worse, hang a roll of baling wire from the frame so it can spin, tie the other end to the u-joint. As he drives the baling wire will wrap around the u-joint until the ball is so big it starts scraping on the floor board!
Dump a bottle of baby powder down the defrost vent and set the fan to HIGH, when he turns the key, POOF, instant snow!
Or an old classic, connect the blinkers to the horn, honk, honk, honk!
Or if you want a real cruel one, super glue+door locks=......well I will let you figure that one out!
Ok, last one. If he has an electric trunk lock and you can get in the trunk, wire the brake light to the trunk open solinoid. Everytime he hits the brakes the trunk pops open, hilarious!
Enjoy!!!!
Last edited by mstarr; Jan 31, 2005 at 12:11 AM.
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From: Willow River B.C.
Golden! those are pure gold! LMAO and the best part is they arent destructive 
and will keep you out of the clink. Unless the baby powder obstructs his vision and he swerves into oncoming traffic...... otherwise great! gonna have to try some of those out 
Also everybody has one of those useless factory scissor jacks laying around, jack up one of their drive wheels so it is just barely touching the ground. Should get them good and confused for a while.
and will keep you out of the clink. Unless the baby powder obstructs his vision and he swerves into oncoming traffic...... otherwise great! gonna have to try some of those out Also everybody has one of those useless factory scissor jacks laying around, jack up one of their drive wheels so it is just barely touching the ground. Should get them good and confused for a while.
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From: Idaho
Not too many have them anymore, but if his vehicle has hubcaps, put a dead fish, or even a chunk of raw meat inside each one. You want to talk about stench? Just do it when it warms up in a couple of months. Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold.
