With friends like these.......
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We wrote "I like boys, because men hurt" on the back of a friends van. It took him two weeks to figure out why everyone was looking at him like a lunatic.
Shrink wrap his car, that's always fun. Be even more obnoxious if possible, palletize it too.
Shrink wrap his car, that's always fun. Be even more obnoxious if possible, palletize it too.
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From: just outside of Phila.
a simple well placed bumper sticker is sometimes all you need. I'm VERY easily entertained, and one day we just went out and put on a pink, hologram bumper sticker on my friends car that read "100% FINE". Simple enough, and can definitely be funny enough.
And one that has become tradition with my friends and I and one of their cars. Provolone Polka Dots or Cheddar Racing Stripes. Like I said, EASILY entertained.
And one that has become tradition with my friends and I and one of their cars. Provolone Polka Dots or Cheddar Racing Stripes. Like I said, EASILY entertained.
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From: Magrath
Personally, I would stay away from his vehicles all together. In my books messing with a guys vehicle is grounds for justifiable homicide (however the panties in the glovebox is acceptable, just be able to defend him when his wife asks you about them).
Like Million said, play with his mind, at least until you can think of something very good.
Like Million said, play with his mind, at least until you can think of something very good.
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From: Estes Park, Colorado
I once ran a hose from the windsheild washer under the dash and attached it with a spare hood nosle, than I took a squirt bottle and filled with some Sprite and water and sprayed on the windsheild. Than I got some dirt in a dust pan and blow it on the windshild with a blow gun. I just gone done putting this truck back together for my boss, so I invited the whole shop outside for the first run. Well he got in, and went to wash that dirty windshild, and instead it soaked his nuts. It was great, He was so ****ed! He got me back with some anti-seize under all the drawers of my toolbox, also very funny. But mine was much better.
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We had a guy at work that wanted to go to the strip joint in the middle of the week. Most of the time no one would go, he'd call us a bunch of wimps, (edited for FTE). He'd egg us on about how he set down the rules, at his house. We were getting sick of his mouth. I made the comment that his wife didn't know, to some of the other guys. They gave me that puzzled look, I told them he only wanted to go on Wednesday night, and every now and then he'd skip that night. So we hatched out our plan, we bought two passes to the "Club". Mailed it to his house complete with return address. On the envelope the back was "Contest Winner!!" There was a letter inside that he was selected in the Wednesday night raunch contest. We mailed it Thursday evening, you should have seen the look on his face next Wednesday, and I swear his ears were still glowing 
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best one i've seen done to a co-worker by a friend of ours is this,
we have a local classic country station. and every weekday morning they have the "trading post" people call in and tell about stuff they have for sale, basically it is a free from the phone to the radio classifieds and there are rednecks abound becuase it is claissic country, well the friend 'josh' called in and said he was my co-worker 'chris', he said he was moving and hadsome goats that were of good breed but he didnt have time to sell them and would GIVE them the ther first person to contact him about it, josh gave them chris' cell phone number. chris left his cell phone in the truck till lunch, at lunch he had 14 missed calls and messages.
he had about that many more through out the rest of the day. we made goat sounds for a week at work. not really mean but gets a good laugh.
we have a local classic country station. and every weekday morning they have the "trading post" people call in and tell about stuff they have for sale, basically it is a free from the phone to the radio classifieds and there are rednecks abound becuase it is claissic country, well the friend 'josh' called in and said he was my co-worker 'chris', he said he was moving and hadsome goats that were of good breed but he didnt have time to sell them and would GIVE them the ther first person to contact him about it, josh gave them chris' cell phone number. chris left his cell phone in the truck till lunch, at lunch he had 14 missed calls and messages.
he had about that many more through out the rest of the day. we made goat sounds for a week at work. not really mean but gets a good laugh.
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From: Heart of Dixie
If he has a truck, steal his tailgate for a while. It will make him pretty confused once he gets it back. Put peanut butter in the bottom seal of his window and when he rolls it down then back up he will have JIF all over his windows, and it's not easy to clean off once it's dry. If you have a dog, take some of his/her fresh 'droppings' and put them in his door handles. If you know where he lives, go to his house at night and put bird seed and dried corn on the ground under his engine and then have piles of it in the engine, and after a week or so he will have a squirrel nest in his engine compartment. Put a condom over his tailpipe, and when he starts his truck up he will be in for a big bang. Put an open pack of papers in his bed (if he has a truck) and when he gets chugging along they will start to fly out and they can last for about 5 or so miles till they are all gone and maybe in those 5 miles a cop will get him for littering. I've got many many more, those are just the innocent ones Im able to get off the top of my head
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From: Cloverdale, BC
Just slightly "adjust" his outside mirrors. Not so much that he gets out and fixes them, but enough that he has to "over-extend" his neck to see anything. I do this to the Peterbilt parts driver all the time.
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From: Washington
Back when I worked for a painting company we had a boss that was a true 'Butt Head'. He loved his toyota 4 wheel drive. One very warm summer day when he was really being a *** I found a good size pile of doggy droping. I scooped it up on some sanding paper and slid it under his seat then rolled up the windows. When he finally found out why his truck smelled so bad he wasnt to happy. Could be becuse he wasnt whereing gloves.
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