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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 10:34 PM
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If your Car(s) or Truck(s) could talk to other motorist, what kind of statement would they say?


The only one I think would talk & make a statement is my Camaro.

Below are a few statements I think it would make.

I'll give you chillin sensations up and down your spine!

Your nightmare is over...or has it just begun?

I don't need to fantasize
 
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 10:43 PM
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Living & driving in South Florida on a daily basis - - - I am not allowed to repeat what my car would say. It would be in total violation of FTE guidelines.
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 03:08 AM
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hmmmmm my ugly lil f-150 would probly be sayin do i scare ya thatmuch that ya gotta squeel your tires ta run away from me
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 03:46 AM
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My truck would saw.... I dont have a problem going over you punk



My SHO would prolly only need to say 2 things.. SEE YAAAAAA

You like to watch my tail lights
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 06:34 AM
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A few weeks ago I rented a dump truck and proceeded to fill it with about 10,000 pounds of old shingles from my house. As I drove down the road, I knew exactly what it was saying to everyone except semi's .
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 07:00 AM
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My Eagle would say, "your ricer is making some very annoying noises, how 'bout I push you over into that cornfield and we have us a little race."

The Fairmont, "go ahead, make my day, what's one more scratch?"

The Aerostar doesn't talk much, I think it has a complex.
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 08:24 AM
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My '86 Ranger, totally beat: "Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?"
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 10:49 AM
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Mine just goes: heh ! heh ! heh ! heh ! heh !..... Go ahead Punk...Make me play !
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 11:28 AM
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GIT-R-DUN!!!!

That's what my 86 F-150 would say
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 11:42 AM
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Mine would say "I have chunks of cars like yours in my exhaust!"
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 11:55 AM
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"I know I have a cute rearend and you admire it, but please back off"
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 11:33 PM
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My sons bronco would say, "Wheres the next gas station, I'm thirsty"?
 
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Old Oct 9, 2004 | 11:39 PM
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Mine would say........quit that.......my feet hurt, my shoes are gone, I need brakes!
 
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Old Oct 10, 2004 | 12:00 AM
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"I know I have a cute rearend and you admire it, but please back off"
Dono
Thats cute.
 
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Old Oct 10, 2004 | 12:14 AM
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**in clint eastwoods voice*** this is a 352 interceptor the most powerful 352 on the marked, go ahead and make my day punk!


my go kart with no engine would say, im a stud im a stud im big and strong, but no motor and then stand up and beat the crap out of me,

my dead 76 moped would say, u cut me in half with a spintin mal u *********, and beat my motor to death
 
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