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Old Oct 10, 2004 | 12:24 AM
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GIT-R-DUN!!!!

That's what my 86 F-150 would say
Mine already says that, across the back window...If it could talk though, it would probably say "And what are you laughin at? I'll run ya over if needed."
 
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Old Oct 10, 2004 | 08:52 AM
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My truck would say things that like Carlene said are not allowed on the FTE board But Ill give ya hint jus t say a bunch of 4 and 5 letter words and you would be close
 
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Old Oct 10, 2004 | 12:46 PM
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84 F150- Buy ME!
86 GMC- Yee Haw! Wheres the farm?
64 Wildcat Ragtop- Lets go pick up some chiquitas!
 
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Old Oct 10, 2004 | 10:03 PM
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My big F-250 crew cab long box with a push bar brush guard sticking way out would say: "Who's the idiot that made stright in parking spots. It seems that that is all they are painting now. I can't park in just one if I want to be close. It's 3 spots or I walk a mile to go shopping. It would also say screw the little cars.
 
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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 01:57 AM
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My '72 F250 with a 360 would say in it's best whiny voice;

"Awwwwwww, do I REALLLLLY hafta?"

and then

"Ohhhkaaayy, but I'm THIRSTY!!"
 
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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 03:06 AM
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I know my car would say something like...

What happened to my rear tires???
 
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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 11:27 AM
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My Expy tells me "I'M THIRSTY!!!" and "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!"
 
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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 11:33 AM
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My van would probably say something like:

"Oh sure... don't drive me for weeks, then you have some unpleasant task to do so now you decide to wake me up???" >
 
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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 02:45 PM
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It says lots of things, but mostly "What the... was that?!?!"
 
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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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My daily car (2000 Galant) would say, "I'm not dirty, I'm incognito."

My wifes minivan (1996 Chrysler T&C, 3.3L) would say, "Really, I'm not packing a bolt-on blower, let's race anyhow"

My Truck (1989 F150C, 4x4) would say, "Oh yeah, well show me another truck that can wear this many shades of primer and still look good?"
 

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Old Oct 11, 2004 | 10:33 PM
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Hmm, I'd be willing to bet the Ranger would say "Hellllppp!! Get this idiot's foot off the floorboard, I'm no V8!!!" and "Oh great, who's driving me NOW?"

The Explorer... "Ummm, remember me, I'm still out here, next to the car. Don't you need to tow the boat, or go 4 wheeling or something?"

The Cutlass would say "Forget it pal, he hasn't touched me in years. I'm gonna just sit here and rust, I tell ya."
 
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Old Oct 12, 2004 | 09:28 PM
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2000 F250 PSD - "Don't mind that ticking sound."

99 Explorer (wife and kids car) - "Want any of these old french fries or legos?"

87 Ranger (beater) - "Don't mind that ticking sound."

94 Caprice 9C1 (ex cop car) - "Ever seen a grandpa car go 160mph? Watch this!"
 
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