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Mine already says that, across the back window...If it could talk though, it would probably say "And what are you laughin at? I'll run ya over if needed."
My truck would say things that like Carlene said are not allowed on the FTE board But Ill give ya hint jus t say a bunch of 4 and 5 letter words and you would be close
My big F-250 crew cab long box with a push bar brush guard sticking way out would say: "Who's the idiot that made stright in parking spots. It seems that that is all they are painting now. I can't park in just one if I want to be close. It's 3 spots or I walk a mile to go shopping. It would also say screw the little cars.
Hmm, I'd be willing to bet the Ranger would say "Hellllppp!! Get this idiot's foot off the floorboard, I'm no V8!!!" and "Oh great, who's driving me NOW?"
The Explorer... "Ummm, remember me, I'm still out here, next to the car. Don't you need to tow the boat, or go 4 wheeling or something?"
The Cutlass would say "Forget it pal, he hasn't touched me in years. I'm gonna just sit here and rust, I tell ya."
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