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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 09:41 AM
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Slow Down!!!
Did you hear about the guy who couldnt stop drivers from speeding past his house??? He called the police and they put up a "School Zone" sign. He waited a couple of days and called back because there was still no change. They came back and put up a "Children at Play" sign. A couple of days later still no change. Finally the guy took the matters into his own hands. He bought a piece of plywood and made his own sign. His sign worked immediately. What did it say??? "Slow - Nudist Colony"!!!

sometimes you have to think outside the box hahaha
 
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 09:17 PM
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id slow down for that!
 
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 10:17 PM
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Slow down.......I'd stop.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2004 | 06:57 AM
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There was probably skid marks from guys slamming on the brakes trying to get a peak
 
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Old Sep 14, 2004 | 10:28 AM
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There was probably skid marks from guys slamming on the brakes trying to get a peak
Yeah then reverse, then forward, then reverse, then forward...
Mighta hurt more than it did help.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2004 | 12:21 PM
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What about all the trcukers idling out there with their big "dizzle" engines at all hours of the ngiht ?????
 
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Old Sep 14, 2004 | 02:20 PM
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You'd put up a "Nudists Sleeping" sign....
 
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well if he really wanted them to slow down all he needed was a sign that said

"COMING SOON"
"DUNKIN DONUTS"

they know there be cops around LOL!

(I know, but I am one, so donut joke OK LMAO!)

Ron
 
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"dizzle engines"
I guess you could call em that if Snoop Dog went and got his CDL.
OH NO!! Not a "truckers gone wild" video collection.
 
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