I got this in my email today and thought it was pretty good and generally right on the money. I'm not sure the source, it came through a buddy of my father's. I took the liberty of editing it with the term ****, as I am in no hurry to get removed from this board. If it's already been around, my apologies for not paying attention, if not, enjoy.


> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
> >I am George Carlin.
> >I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.
> >I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
> >governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
to
> >crack addicts squirting out babies.
> >I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
> >English.
> >I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
> >I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
> >parents.
> >I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
> >I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson
> >preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of
> >the problem and not the solution.
> >I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex
for
> >both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United
> >States.
> >I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
> >working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> >put your pansy **** through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
> >enlightened.
> >I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
> >leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
> >I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
> >I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
> >I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
> >opinions or actions.
> >I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
> >My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
> >Medicine Woman.
> >I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>
> >I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it
> >I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when
> >I am freezing my **** through a long winter?
> >I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
> >the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
witches
> >or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up
> >already.
> >I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry **** if you're
running
> >from them. I also think they have the right to pull your **** over if you
> >are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
> >I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you
> >deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for
> >the next four years.
> >I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
> >should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
> >promise to never delay the rest of us again.
> >I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
> >I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
> >pretend they are a political statement.
> >I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
> >I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
> >mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
> >If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

 

Think I'll blow this up and hang it in my office!!:7

 

I will be forwarding this on to others. This is so TRUE! I wish I could put on paper stuff like this. The person who wrote this IS a genius!

 

This is one of my favorites. I've seen this one before and I've seen 3 or 4 more from other famous people. I think one was from Charlie Daniels and another might have been from Jon BonJovi (or some other rock star). Regardless, it's something that needs saying and it would be great if the people in D.C. felt this way!

Kevin K.

 

 

I got one word for this post...AMEN!!!

 

then i must be a BAD BAD American too!!!!
i second lastchance...AMEN!!!

 

hey,
just so tall know, George Carlin the comedian didn't actually write this....he posted on his website that someone had written it falsely. it was a pretty big deal to him, for someone to use his name, theres been others too, its to bad people are too afraid to just enter their own names
Mike S.
1979 F-100