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Welfare Office
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Welfare Office
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. The guy says,You're "bullcrapping" me! The social worker says, Yeah, well, you started it.
-Matt
The social worker behind the counter says, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. The guy says,You're "bullcrapping" me! The social worker says, Yeah, well, you started it.
-Matt
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It is because I did a search for welfare and it brought up that thread as one of the links. So when I pasted it, it had welfare highlighted because that is what I searched for. If you did a search for, let's say, truck, then when you go to the threads it will find truck will be highlighted in red.
-Matt
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