Dream Job
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Dream Job
Pa. man found the job of my dreams.
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kinda off topic in a way,sorry,here goes 
A guy walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and
said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said,
' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job
opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her
around in his 2010 Mercedes CL, and he will
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say,
but you part of your job assignment is to satisfy
her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's
and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom
loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
located above the garage will be designated for
your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plan wide-eyed, said 'You're bull****tin' me!!'
The social worker said, 'Yes, but you started it.
A guy walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and
said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said,
' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job
opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her
around in his 2010 Mercedes CL, and he will
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
hours meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say,
but you part of your job assignment is to satisfy
her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's
and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom
loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
located above the garage will be designated for
your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plan wide-eyed, said 'You're bull****tin' me!!'
The social worker said, 'Yes, but you started it.
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