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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 09:33 AM
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a joke for yall

A young boy was walking down the street when a car rolled up beside him and the driver put down the right window and said, " Hey kiddo! I'll give ya ten bucks and a piece of candy if ya get in the car"
The kid looks at the driver and says," Get lost!"
the driver, not to be outdone , says ," ok kid $20 and two pieces of candy"
Kid says ,"listen i already told ya " GET LOST!!!"
guy drives off
two blocks later the same car rolls up and the driver says," ok this is my final offer $50 and all the candy you can eat"
The kid stops in his tracks and walks up to the car and says to the driver " Look, dad, You bought the Chevy , not me! You gotta live with it!!"
 
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 09:39 AM
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Good one.
 
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 10:09 AM
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nice one
 
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 01:26 PM
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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THAT was some funny stuff. Thanks for the laugh, I'll pass this one along.
 
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 01:46 PM
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Old Jun 20, 2004 | 01:48 PM
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i have heard that one once before at the truck pulls in brush when all the ford trucks with 400's(which were popular pullin moters) and 460's were walking away from all those little chebbie boys!
 
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 03:43 AM
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thats a good one. ill be sure to tell the GM-lovin girlfriend
 
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 06:43 AM
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Smart kid! The old man will be walking too, soon enough.
 
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 06:48 AM
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That was pretty funny and I'm an X-Cheby man myself...hehe
 
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 09:34 AM
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On the weekends, chevy owners don't like to drive by my house due to there usually 5 Broncos and a F250 sitting outside. Usually have a hood or two up or an axle swap going or something.
 
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 03:39 PM
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you guys are dead wrong....you know that 90% of all chevys produced are still on the road today??


the other 10% actually made it home
 
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 04:26 PM
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made it home on tow trucks powered by ford
 
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Old Jun 21, 2004 | 04:35 PM
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thats great!!
 
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Old Jun 22, 2004 | 09:41 AM
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That one is actually about harleys from us rocket riders but it works in any application
 
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