golfing mistake
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golfing mistake
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when
at a difficult hole we both sliced our ***** into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for them, and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
And that's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
"I don't remember much after that."
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when
at a difficult hole we both sliced our ***** into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for them, and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
And that's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'
"I don't remember much after that."
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From: Bartlett, TN
true golf story......A few weeks ago, I was in my backyard practicing a new shot. Well, I hit the ball on the toe of the club and the ball went screaming perpendicular from where i was aiming. It ended up busting the small back window on my supercab ranger. Cost $425 do fix.........why do i like this game?
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i guess this proves that women always think that EVERYTHING is always about them and how big their butts look.... 
"Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"
"It's not the jeans"
End of the World as he knows it.
Signed,
The Don
"Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"
"It's not the jeans"
End of the World as he knows it. Signed,
The Don
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