First off...

How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?

There is white out all over the screen.

How do blondes' braincells die?

Alone.

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms.
When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied. hehe

And finally, my favorite...

Why doesn't Tigger have any friends???


Because he plays with Pooh. Be honest... did you see that one coming???


STan

Thanks everybody for listening to me rant and ramble for 1000 post! FTE is the best!

 

I know that girl

Here's one you might like.

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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table He gets up,staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!"


The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at
the drop of a hat.


The drunk leans on the table again and says,"I got it on with your grandma
and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.


The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it. She's a real goer!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks
him square in the eyes and says...



"Grandpa,...Go home, you're drunk !"

 

Now I didn't see that one coming

 

OH my gosh that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! I was cracking up so hard I almost cried!!

 

Hehe... ya'll like that eh??

Glad I could brighten your day.

STan

Mil: That sounds like something my Grandfather would have said...