I like the one "Make WELFARE as hard to get as a county building permit".

 

On back of horse trailer (stopped in front of me at stop sign)...

"If you are close enough to read this, please get your nose out of my horse's a**".

 

Got a laugh outta this one the first time.

Warning: this vehicle contains a V8 engine and may cause droppage of female undergarments.

Or this one,

So your honda has a 1.8L while my mountain dew has 2?

 

My favorites ....
I love my hockey player .... Shes #1 or
Give blood play hockey ....
My daughthers a goalie for national bound 12 and under girls team

 

"I got a fishing pole for my wife....best trade I ever made".


Rich

 

I'd like to have a stack of about 1,000 to put on other people's cars (or trucks) "I brake for no reason" Ever notice when someone passes you they're an idiot, and when you pass them, they're a moron?

 

I see this one alot but it always gives me a laugh "my kid beat up your honor student"

 

I can't take credit for these as these are some that have been on the site before.

Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth.
Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda
Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill your drink
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
Drive defensively, buy a tank
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying
Caution: Driver chews tobacco.
If you can read this I can slam my brakes and sue you!
If you can read this I have lost my trailer
Kids cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids!
Hello! Blinker? Oh sorry it must have been an option that year
If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!
Do Not tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!
(On back of a motorhome) Stay back or I'll flush!
So you like tailgating, and I like stopping suddenly.
Sure wish my wife was as dirty as my truck is
If you love your life as much as I love my car you won't steal it.
If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test
Rust test in progress
YES this is my truck. NO I won't help you move!
Code blue: Ford just stopped the heartbeat of America
Only little boys wear bowties!
Keep honking i'm reloading
those who beat thier guns into plowshears will plow for those who don't"
" don't steal, the government hates the compitition"
" caution, Driver carries no less than 20 pounds of C-4"
Save The South, Teach A Yankee To Drive
'why do people with closed minds always open their mouths'
'come closer so i can slap you'
'i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you'
'and this one time, at band camp...'
'boys are great, every girl should own one'
'boys lie'
'i feel much better now that i've lost all hope'
'shutup! i can't hear the voices in my head'
CAUTION I drive as bad as you do
Your kid may be an honor student...But you're still an idiot
Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.
On the rear window of a Dodge dually "I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKIN
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people "
(upside down on bumper) "If you can read this, flip me over!"
"Why do they call it tourist season if you can't shoot them?"
"I LOVE CATS: Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked..."
"Except for communism, naziism, facism and slavery, war has never solved anything"
"More nukes, less kooks"
"Let me guess, your parents are cousins...."

 

I saw a great one last week, it was on the bug deflector of a big F-250, and it said...

"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!"

 

Bumper Stickers

My favorite subject. I once went through a faze that I had to have as many as possible on my car.

The one's I really liked reads.....

What do you mean I'm broke? I still have checks left
0 to 60 in 5.2 miles
Why Ram her when she can be Power Stroked
Driver carries no Cash! I spent it all on this sticker!
I have no more money, I spent it all on the hooker last night!
Dont laugh.... It's paid for!

One that had on my company truck.....

I'm only working here until a good fast food position opens up!

 

The best one I've seen said:

"If I wanted to hear the CRAP coming out of your stereo, I'd be in your car."

 

i saw this on the license plate of a f350 crew cab long bed dually "uparkit" it was way in the back of the parking lot all by itself

 

I have Tool, NIN stickers and one that says OBEY
My Tool sticker is a wrench but it looks like something else if you catch my drift.. have gotten a few remarks on that one oh yeah I also have a apple sticker being a mac geek and all

 

150ford,

Thanks for starting the thread. I love it!

I just made a sticker for my 2003 E350 Super Duty that reads:

No, it doesn't have a hemi, IT HAS A V10!

DadVan

 

I saw two on a car today that said:

"****, it's cheaper than dating."

"Marijuana. Hey, at least it's not crack."