I saw one on ebay for my 78 F-150 It says ROCK CRAWLING and it has the front of a early 78 (round head lights) F Series on some monster tires driving over 2 chevies.

 

i have a couple,this one was on rear window of a motor home towing a small car-stop honking i'm pushing this thing as fast as i can
and this one-driver carries no cash,wife and kids have it all!

 

[QUOTE=Andysutt]My favorite:
"Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?"


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That was my sig before they were removed.

 

I forgot about the one my buddies dad has:
"Driver carries no cash, he owns a race car"

 

I never seen a hoof beat that didnt need a heartbeat to get where its goin'!!!

 

Now!!!!!!!!!!HeyDon't get sarcastic. Were just havin fun. I still like that sticker. How about this. The hoofbeat stopped the heartbeat.

 

lmao just havin some fun!
I ment to put a lol or somthin in there, but, yea.
I just like ones that make fun of others, like 'i dont need no hemi' , etc.heres some others y'all may appriciate!



"If it doesn't fit force it...If it breaks then it needed to be replaced anyway!"

"Loud Pipes Save Lives "

"Every Man Should Have a Hobby He Can't Afford "

"Live every day like it's your last because one day it will be."

If you think you can you're right. If you think you can't you're still right.

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ***, and I'm all out of bubble gum"

I did not climb to the top of the food chain, to become a vegetarian.


I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you


If it dosn't scare you, Its not fast enough!!

If it aint broke, take it apart and find out why


*****-to-the-walls, change your underwear kinda power

IF IT CANT BE FIXED WITH BAILING WIRE AND DUCT TAPE (F IT, ITS BROKEN, BUY ANOTHER)

My truck has 8 cylinders, can your car even count that high?

Slopar

Cummapart

Honda - brought to you by the same people that brought you pearl harbor.


Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

If it's gonna be a V, it ought to be an eight. If it's going to be a 6, then it ought to be straight!)

Don't Laugh, your daughter may be in here.

speed cost money, how fast do you want to go?

Dodge Performance Parts, Beat it to fit, Paint it to match.

Try our new credit plan. 100% down, zero payments

THIS OLDS SUCKS GAS BUT HAULS ***

INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN

Mess with the best, lose like the rest!

"Time you enjoy wasting, is not time wasted."

A fav:
The Surgeon General didn't say anything about smoking _insert company here_!!!

 

Heystingray42. Thanks for the list. You have some good ones there. I remembered one Id seen on a superduty back window. The chevy bowtie with a slash through it that said rock crusher. Kind of intimidating isn't it, Id never go that far. That might be hazordous to your trucks health as well as yours, That superduty was pretty intimidating. I was looking over at the chevy forum and a guy disgusted with his newer chevy motor in his 2000 truck it had to be overhauled prematurely said like a rock yeh crack rock. He was pretty upset. There I go again intimidating my chevy friends. HeySorry. They have some stickers on there truck that runs down fords and dodges. Ido like that last one about the surgeon general smoking whatever brand. Thanks stingray42 for your replies. Yeh were still havin fun here arn't we.

 

no offense guys but i just ordered a calvin peeing on anti-hunters,

My favorite i have seen is "low riders are for guys who cant get it up"

 

no prob 150ford!

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bigredneck61088
My favorite i have seen is "low riders are for guys who cant get it up"
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lol i like this one too:

Lifted trucks are for guys who cant get laid!

lol

 

On back of garbage truck; "satisfaction garanteed or double your garbage back"

 

I saw one the other day that said "Work its the white thing to do" I almost rolled out of my bronco laughing so hard, lol

 

Heard that before, but didnt want to post it here :P

 

Hows My Driving? 1-800-KISS-MYA$$ Just had to ad that one

 

i have one that says american made lol want to get one that says 3.0L triton.
had one that said only little boys ware bowties but old ladies thought i was a pervert so i took it off