Favorite stickers
Postmaster
Joined: Jan 2003
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From: Conway Arkansas
Originally Posted by Smaug
Isn't that the one you posted about a few posts up?
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Joined: Apr 2003
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From: Lancaster
Except for an inspection sticker. I don't have any stickers at all.
Some of my favorites.
"Sacred cow makes the best hamburger"
"I don't have sex with republicans. Whoever heard of a nice piece of elephant"
I'd like to hear the antithesis of that one!
"Stop Imbreeding, ban country music"
"This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson"
"Clean up the airwaves, play Blue Grass music"
I like those about welfare...
"Honk if parts fall off"
"I'm a Star Wars fan, Honk if you 'image or R2-D2'"
"Your Girl Inside" looks like the "Intel Inside" sticker.
"If you can't Dodge it, Ram it!"
"If you can read this, back off!"
"People For Eating Tasty Animals"
"Drinking Promotes Freedom of Speech"
"Beer it Ain't Just For Breakfast Anymore"
Alvie.
Some of my favorites.
"Sacred cow makes the best hamburger"
"I don't have sex with republicans. Whoever heard of a nice piece of elephant"
I'd like to hear the antithesis of that one!
"Stop Imbreeding, ban country music"
"This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson"
"Clean up the airwaves, play Blue Grass music"
I like those about welfare...
"Honk if parts fall off"
"I'm a Star Wars fan, Honk if you 'image or R2-D2'"
"Your Girl Inside" looks like the "Intel Inside" sticker.
"If you can't Dodge it, Ram it!"
"If you can read this, back off!"
"People For Eating Tasty Animals"
"Drinking Promotes Freedom of Speech"
"Beer it Ain't Just For Breakfast Anymore"
Alvie.
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Joined: Aug 2004
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My Favorite Stickers.
"If you've got the nuts, Follow my ruts!" On the bumper of my 1979 F-150 4x4. And "I may be fat, but you're ugly! And I can always diet!"
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From: Manteno, Il
I know a guy who's retired air force. He had a FORD truck with a bumper sticker that read "UFO'S ARE REAL, THE AIR FORCE DOESN'T EXIST!"
Saw a guy on the highway on a motorcycle. The back of his shirt said "If you can read this, the B???? fell off!" Sorry if that upsets anyone......I'm sorry. (finding a corner to stand in now.)
Saw a guy on the highway on a motorcycle. The back of his shirt said "If you can read this, the B???? fell off!" Sorry if that upsets anyone......I'm sorry. (finding a corner to stand in now.)
