post- "i hate shopping" tells about how i spent 2 hours looking for clothes, but only found one t-shirt i liked. a Metallica Tshirt so i really liked it.

murphys law. first night i wore the shirt to the bar.

bar closes. we walk outside. some dude is urinating right in front of the door. my buddy tells him to find another spot to do that. the Urinator starts mouthing off. i approach him, he takes a swing at me which i sucessfully ducked, and dropped him like a red-headed-step child. my friend said i knocked him out of his shoes.

anyways i get pushed from behind, The Urinator gets the upper hand for a second and tries to hit me. i turn and he only gets me in the ear, which i returned with a right-hook and knocked him off me.

at this point the bouncer comes out and the club owner comes out, starting to break it up.

*murpheys law* one of them grab my off of the kid, by pulling onto my brand new shirt. tore the heck out of it. all i got was a scrape on the cheeck from being pushed from behind, a torn shirt. i didnt stick around to see how bad the other guy got it, i figured id leave before the cops arrived.

never fails... anytime i get new clothes, Murpheys Law steps in and ruins them. its only the clothes i pay for, none of the free shirts.

 

Not getting in fights works wonders too.

 

Buy used shirts at yard sale..........Then maybe no fight, just smart mouth

 

ah... boys will be boys, especially when drunk.

i guess i started this post due to the Murphys Law issue, not to get into a discussion of fighting/not fighting.

its like, the current truck i own, and the last truck... had each for less than a month and put a small scratch on each ones tailgates.

Murpheys Law.

 

Not all red headed step children fall that easily.

 

Was he peeing on your truck?

JK

 

a Metallica shirt in 2004 ?

Woah !

 

Metallica is timeless. At least you kicked his ***!

 

the music is timeless ...the clothes on the other hand, well i shut up


Besides I Was Only Kidding !!!

 

I like the name you gave him. The Urinator.
Except for the ruined T-shirt, your lucky you didn't get more injured. I guess you can count your blessings for that.

Oh, and 100dolla68. Those bouncing boobies are quite distracting.

Robin

 

.................Bouncin'Boobies?................. ..?

 

When nature calls . . . I say if some guy has to pee let it be. As long as he's not peeing on you or your truck who cares? At least you only had a torn shirt and no blood or jail time. Now you have to go back to the store!!!

 

Wise man say:

Never get into fight with a man who has his trousers around his ankles and his hands on his junk...he doesn't have much to lose at that point