Wife Swapping
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Wife Swapping
I went to one of those wife swapping parties last night,swapped mine for a 71pinto with a leaky gastank.I thought it was a good swap.Till this morning,he brings her back,says I lied about her milage,and that she failed an emissions test!also said something about her rearend being to big for her frame!he also stated that if I didnt g(uh oh gota go hear her comin down the hall).
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She has a great sense of humor,and often reads the forums with me,but what do you think she is going to do with that Ken doll and some of my hair cli(OW)pp(OOWW)ings?got(umpf) to (OUCH)go(UGGG)now!
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Hell I have wives I would have swapped for a pinto plus I would rather have took the chance of being in it for life than around her. Now if Rolls Royce would have made a model called a infidelity liar they would have had a her gret description as well as a fair swap.
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King triton you just about have it perfectly defined. If you still have money by the 3rd one -I figure you'll never learn. On my above post it should have stated you would have a great description of her, don't know where that other came from. Just thinking of it makes me not only see straight, but type backwards I guess. I am broke now as well . Does that mean I should be running from the next one?
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From: 3rd Rock
Originally posted by King Triton
1st Wife=$250,000
2cnd Wife=$100,000 (I was getting smarter)
3rd,current,and final,must love me for me CAUSE IM BROKE!
1st Wife=$250,000
2cnd Wife=$100,000 (I was getting smarter)
3rd,current,and final,must love me for me CAUSE IM BROKE!
Old saying very true ofr third one
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you ... I've changed my mind."
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