Anybody what to hear about the golf genie,or has everybody heard it already?

 

Uh, i thought the genie was only on nick at night. But to answer your question, no i've never heard it.

Chris

 

The Golf Genie
A husband and wife,out enjoying a round of golf,were about to tee off on the third hole,which was lined with beautiful homes.The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice,her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window.Much to their surprise,the ball smashed through the window shattering it into pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened.When they peeked inside the house,they found no one there.They called out and no one answered.Upon further investigation,they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife asked the man "Do you live here?"
"No,someone just hit a ball through the window,knocking over the vase you see there,freeing me from that little bottle.I am so grateful"he answered.
The wife asked "Are you a genie?"
"Oh,why yes I am.In fact,I am so grateful,I will grant you two wishes,and the third,I will keep for myself" the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes,one was for a scratch handicap for the husband,and the other was for an income of a million dollars per year forever.
The genie nodded his head and said "Done!"
The genie then said,"For my wish,I would like to have my way with your wife,I have been in that bottle for so long,and after all I did make you a scratch golfer and a millionaire!"
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and the wife were finished,the genie asked the wife,"How long have you been married?"
To which she said "three years"
The genie then asked "How old is you husband?"
To which she replied "31 years old"
The genie then asked,"And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"

 

That guy got, how would I say this in hacker terms, pwned.