-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering

-Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

-When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

-My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

-A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

-The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

-A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

-Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

-The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

-Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!

-When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

-Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she's finished talking...

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thats funny, i think??i'm getting married on may26th.i told my fiance that after the divorce,all i want in the settlement is my nascar die casts and my truck......she didnt laugh.

 

There is no way of knowing what it is all about until you take that big step. Once you do it and live it, then you can laugh and understand where everybody else is coming from. I got married and within one year I got her behind the wheel of a Ford. We traded in the Honda. Seven years and two kids later, she's still driving a Ford. Lol. I have no complaints. Things are very good. Paulie, best of luck. It is a good thing to do. Jake.

Jakegypsum // Ford fleet, soup to nuts.

 

the old saying is" are you married or happy?" as for me, i am both. my wife is a good mechanic. she changed the oil in her truck about a week before she delivered our little girl!!
i wouldn't even trade her for a new ford truck....

 

Billyb, Very impressive!

Jakegypsum // Ford fleet, soup to nuts.

 

Well Billyb I have been happly married for 37 years but she has never done that. Very nice. Keep it going.

 

Here's a few more:

Marriage is a real institution! (so is an insane assylum)

Son: "Dad, how much does it cost to get married"?
Father: "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it"!

First guy: "My wife is an angel".
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive"!

Son: "Dad, is it true? I heard that in some countries, a man doesn't know his wife until he gets married"?
Father: "That what happens in most countries, son"!

All in fun, of course! I would definately do it again. Marriage is a beautiful thing when you find the right person! (And they don't change on ya! ) Way to go BillyB! And best of luck to the future Mr. and Mrs. Paulieg69!
Kenny

 

thanx everyone for your kind words.any words of wisdom for a long and happy marriage???

 

Build your marriage on a solid foundation of honesty and trust, always communicate, put 150 percent of yourself into it, and don't forget to have fun along the way!
Kenny

 

Well I didn't do it right the first time so I can't give advise but Jake can tell you my wife is in a ford!!! LOL She has the fastest one in the bunch (for now) She is wonderful and would give anything for me and I would give anything for her. We went out together in 1978 she went away to colledge in upstate NY I figured I would never see her again and ended up getting married well after 18 years of hanging in trying to make it work I finally gave up. My present wife and I got back together after all that time (she never married) and we got married and life has been great ever since we each give more than we take and would go to the ends of the earth for each other and it works!!!
John

 

John, Sounds like you did it right the second time!
Kenny

 

Kenny, they are both named Karen so I guess I went down the aisle with the wrong Karen the first time!!!! John

 

Yeah, You also can't get in trouble by accidentally calling your wife Karen! :7
Kenny

 

Since we're looking at the lighter side, check these out.......

http://www.gillys.com/sammy2.htm

http://www.gillys.com/hilda.htm
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Kenny

 

There are two times in a man's life when he dosen't understand women: before marriage and after marriage.

Why is it a woman will spend $1 on a $2 item she dosen't need, but a man will spend $2 on a $1 item he does need.