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The redneck - a joke
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The redneck - a joke
A redneck is out checking fences in his truck when he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still movin, what should I do?''
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the
head and when it stops movin, you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The redneck agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the
head and when it stops movin, you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The redneck agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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