I have learned 2 very important lessons in my life.

I don't remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

 

U're a lucky man Bass! ....'haha'....

 

 

You know great literature starts with keeping a journal.
Record every cuss word; ever thought.
Write out every negative thought ever heard.
Don't worry about repercussions. The Journal keeps them private.
1. never sign an entry. Learn off hand printing.
2. never put pictures or drawings of personal stuff in one.
3. never admit to owning or possession of said article.
4. Never Get Drunk in Bars and Shoot Mouth Off!
Add a DOOHICKY to keep a Journal on. Glue the back onto it so you never lose the Journal. ..$15

realize never having much Stuff to say?

 

You're traveling and the radio says bad Tornado warning and weather, what to do?
Put a hotdog or smelly cheese in your pants pockets so the Police dog finds you first!

 

 

I've decided that I'll never be over-the-hill.

I'll never again be able to climb that damned hill!

 

Whats wrong with this Meme?

 

 

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

 

Have you ever had the feeling! .....

 

 

Two old friends were chatting about the good old days and sharing tales of their youth.

Though Jerry was getting "up there" in years and in relatively good health, he did have the occasional memory lapse.

He stopped in mid sentence, looks Jim squarely in the eyes and said, "my mind's just gone blank. Tell me your name again?"

Jim stares back, pauses for a few seconds, and finally asks, "how soon do you need to know"?