Be the reason someone smiles today.

Or the reason they drink. Whatever works...

 

 

How do you get tissue to dance? You blow some boogie into it.

 

Dear Overweight People --

Stop calling yourself fat and destroying your self esteem.

You're bigger than that!

 

Yea, just leer her some and get her to blow some boogie into ya!

 

Pause for a moment today to remember the victims of the Saudi Terrorism Attack in NYC...22 years ago.

 

2753 killed, with 400 of them being fire, police, and firstaid.

 

I WATCHED BUSH FLY OVER WITH 2 F16 ON HIS WING TIPS ABOUT A MILE APART.

They all were flying very low, it seemed strange, in the middle of nowhere USA, maybe that was the only clearance air space available?

 

Not an accurate count Tom...it keeps going up virtually every day as First Responders succumb to chemicals ingested.

 

yes i know Ken, those were the first day numbers of people murdered.
there were many many more that succumbed from after effects of breathing in the toxins around them.

 

 

Think some of those were taught to fly in Florida,
wonder if they also gave them the Box cutters to open their mail?
Maybe loosen the Florida Storm tie downs?

 

Have you seen "Moganbo?"
The most romantic scene in the history of Motion Pictures?
Clark Gable kisser her while standing on a large Rock above the Water Falls, while all in Technicolor.
Then she says, "Shoved off, sailor" Haha

Clark Gable as Victor Marswell
Ava Gardner as Eloise "Honey Bear" Kelly
Grace Kelly as Linda Nordley
Donald Sinden as Donald Nordley
Philip Stainton as John Brown-Pryce
Eric Pohlmann as Leon Boltchak
Laurence Naismith as Skipper
Denis O'Dea as Father Josef

I didn't either!

 

Old guy gets admitted to the Old Folks home.
Every morning he craps the sheets.
The wise old Nurse says, "that's it you old coot,"
"You clean up the mess!"
So old guy gets the sheets all wrapped up and tosses them.
They land on an old drunk in an alley.
Old drunk struggles to get free and goes into the Bar.
Bartender looks at him and says, "Herbie what the hell happened?"
Herbie says, "I just kicked the crap out of a Ghost!"