Not since COVID came along.

 

 

 

I met the rudest Cashier at the Self checkout today. It would seem he couldn’t figure out how to get fresh produce rung up. I was very unhappy until a Lil boy named Johnny showed me how.

 

 

THERE REALLY ISN’T A THEORY OF ACTUAL EVOLUTION;

Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

Two men are in a life raft after the boat sank. One searches through the provisions and discovers a Lamp.
While cleaning the grime off of it a Genie pops out and says it will give him one wish. So he wishes the Ocean
was beer. Presto his wish is granted. So the Guy falls asleep along with his buddy. Later the genie makes the beer rock the boat and the two guys wake up. 2nd guy says, “Way to go now we got to pee in the boat!”

 

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

 

The way to reach the end is to quit lying about it from the beginning.

 

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

 

Corollary -- I can resist anything except temptation.

 

 

Word for the Day:

LIQUIDITY -- When you look at your investments and wet your pants.

 

Work -- the addiction of the self-supporters.

 

Fixed