^^^ Well DUH right?

 

 

Bob, aged 92, and Mary, aged 89, were excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding, they passed a drug store. Bob suggested they go in.

Bob asked to speak to the pharmacist. He explained they’re about to get married, and asked, "Do you sell heart medication?" "Of course, we do," the pharmacist replied.

"Medicine for rheumatism?" "Definitely," he said. "How about **?" "Of course." "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" "Yes, the works." "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?" "Absolutely."

"Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?" "All speeds and sizes." "Good," Bob said to the pharmacist.

"We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."

 

Do you like a Chinese food Restaurant ?
Did you know the most popular dish is Sum Yung Gai ?

 

2 Guys are sitting on the same side at the Bar and they slowly start up a Conversation.
They get on the subject of IQ tests and the younger guy asks the older guy, "my IQ is 25,
What's yours?" "30, what size drumsticks do you use."

 

 

 

Thas no Crap!

 

You got your life driving you down?!
You may have lost all hope and love has abandoned you.

Think about moving somewhere new, a different Country etc.
Starve for a while, you will love life again.

 

 

 

 

^ ^ ...The 4 stages of Bullying!
Stool plugged with Depends reply.

 

Did you know a Hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship so as not to be homeless?