Speeding
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Speeding
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing he thought as he flew down I-94 pushing the
pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought What am I doing? I'm too old for this and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him the trooper walked up to the Corvette looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day sir." replied the trooper.
Jim
77 F150
pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought What am I doing? I'm too old for this and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him the trooper walked up to the Corvette looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day sir." replied the trooper.
Jim
77 F150
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