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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:31 PM
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marriage contract ?

hmm i wonder about the death do us part clause in marraige vows. what if it was like a cell phone contract ? you sign up for two years with the option to renew your plan when the contract is up. wouldnt that be a better way instead of the divorce way ? it would just about put 50 % of the lawyers out of business. that way after the honeymoon is over and married life begins, you only got to wait the two years and then just go you seperate ways. of course a prenup would be in order on every marraige and children kind of change your options and you have to renew at a higher rate and all. what do you think guys/gals. ? imagine having the choice to upgrade every two years or add options or keep the same plan you have if after two years you decide that you really love your plan.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:41 PM
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Funny you should mention this.

I don't think I would like your plan too much. Its probably a good thing I don't have a cell phone. I am more interested in a long haul relationship.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:48 PM
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How about "pay as you go"?
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:49 PM
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That's every relationship, luv
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:56 PM
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Why does divorce cost so much? Because it is worth it!!
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:59 PM
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Your plan would work if you had two people that made about the same amount of money and had no intention of ever owning anything or building any kind of savings.

Otherwise, the lawyers will still be needed, only thing is they would be needed at the beginning of every marriage. The parties would need to decide who pays what bills, if you buy a home together, who pays the mortgage, how the house gets titled and all that fun stuff. Trust me, I'm not paying a dime towards a house that isn't in my name under the "contract theory" and you'd better have a maid to clean "your" house. Then at the end of the contract period you'd need those wonderful lawyers again because not many people believe that a contract is written in stone.

I'll stick to the way things are now - what's mine is mine and what's his is mine.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 09:43 PM
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yeah i guess your right, either way lawyers come into play at one end or the other.
 
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 10:39 PM
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Why does divorce cost so much? Because it is worth it!!
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Old Oct 23, 2003 | 12:21 AM
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Can't you normally trade the "phone' in when the contract is up and then get some bonuses for being loyal? I'd go for that. Variety is the spice of life.

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Old Oct 23, 2003 | 05:21 AM
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Dagnabit Dennis, you beat me to it.
 
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Old Oct 23, 2003 | 09:28 AM
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Re: marriage contract ?

DIVORCE is kind of like a cell phone plan. If you cancel the contract early you have to pay!
 
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Old Oct 23, 2003 | 09:53 PM
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And pay, and pay.........
 
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Old Oct 23, 2003 | 10:57 PM
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what if you want to upgrade the plan, or even the model phone? man this could go on for days...can you go over your limitt with no exorbitant fees?
 
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Old Oct 24, 2003 | 11:27 AM
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Well dang it, you have to renew your fishin license, hunting license, drivers license....why not a marriage license too?!
 
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Old Oct 24, 2003 | 12:04 PM
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I am single...

I will not marry until I know someone really really really really well.
 
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