. A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (obviously blond) picked up the phone, listened a moment then said, "How should I know! That's two hundred miles away!" and hung up.... The husband said "Who was that?".... The wife said "I have no idea, some woman wanted to know if the coast was clear." .

 

Hey, my last girlfriend was blonde lol
I remember that joke, I think someone from here posted them awhile back. The other one was with the tree air freshener thing.

 

Know why blondes have bruised belly buttons?
Blond guys are stupid too.

The air freshener one was great.

 

A blonda lady was driving through the counrty side and saw another blonde in an old wood boat out in a grassy field rowing. She stopped, got out of her car and called out to the lady asking what she was doing. The blonde in the boat replied, "i'm rowing my boat". Then the blonde on the side of the road yellls out, "its dumb blondes like you that make the rest of us look bad, if I could swim I'd come out there and knock the snot out of you".

 

Blondes are evil. My next girl friend (if there's ever a possibility of me actually trying to date again) is gonna be a brunette.

 

I am blond. So like ah, knock off on the blond jokes. There is even a national blond day.

 

Do you know what day it is Mike W?

 

National Blonde Day is June 30th
Sinjin's wife made the logo