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Old Sep 30, 2003 | 06:47 PM
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When I grow up...

I want to create:

1) Forget Caller I.D, I want Caller I.Q.!!
2) Cure pain, fix the problem, instead of detour the cause with pills.
3) Suspenders for plummers.. I turn when they bend down..Self explanitory.
4) Gold Dentures for those rappers when they get old and lose their teeth.
5) They've got the wolf whistle for trucks (for men).. Why not a Witches laugh for women..Hehehe.

6) A Peter Pan outfit, with sequins, and diamonds. Fitted for the gloved one in Never Neverland. You did know, he always wanted to be Peter Pan..
 
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Old Sep 30, 2003 | 07:02 PM
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You forgot one, Invest in a hearing aid company cause when these kids with the overly LOUD stereo systems grow up they won't be able to hear a thing.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 03:41 AM
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Good one Wiz
 
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 11:17 AM
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when I grow up... i want to still be young, and drive a lincoln LS- i want one sooooo bad1
 
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 05:12 PM
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Re: When I grow up...

Originally posted by bigblu
I want to create:

3) Suspenders for plummers.. I turn when they bend down..Self explanitory.



What for? Then you can say you've been to the Grand Canyon...

What do mean we didn't go on vacation this year?!
 
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