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1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women
in cheap fur coats
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women
in cheap fur coats
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"Now that is funny...funny but true", he says as he ducks... barely missing the slap directed his way from his wife..... who has just walked into the room to see what he was doing on the computer 
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My cat must be a little different. She comes when I call her, likes to play fetch about any time, does a couple of tricks and even plays 'tag' on occasion. She is also a ham and will do silly stuff just to get attention. Best of all, she poops in a box and doesn't drag me outside on cold mornings!
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cats... the best replacement for paper targets
just kidding... we use to own a cat but it wasnt much of a match for our full sized german shepard. ( the cat died of natural causes ) we had to keep them seperate. the dog preffered the furry little creature over the raw-hide chew toys. go figure.
i prefer dogs though. whens the last time a cat scared off a door to door salesman?
just kidding... we use to own a cat but it wasnt much of a match for our full sized german shepard. ( the cat died of natural causes ) we had to keep them seperate. the dog preffered the furry little creature over the raw-hide chew toys. go figure.
i prefer dogs though. whens the last time a cat scared off a door to door salesman?
