>Have a lady friend come and sit next to him at the bar
>she ignores him) then have the biggest guy you know
>come in and accuse her of FTE Guideline's your friend.

nobody ever "FTE Guidelined" any of my friends.

 

Here's a few, from "Stun" (or was it "Stuff") magazine:

1) Put a few drops of tobasco on their desk chair, preferably Friday after hours, so it dries. When they return and sit on the dried Tobasco, after a while, the heat/sweat from their butt will cause the Tobasco to "creep" up into their pants and you-know-where. Apparently, you can't get your tailpipe to stop burning for a while.

2) Take a can of tuna fish. Punch a small hole in the bottom. Attach it to the underside of their desk/dashboard/wherever with 2-sided tape. It will start dripping the tuna juice, slowly, all on their pants and the carpet below. I'm guessing it stinks a whole lot.

3) Freeze a can of shaving cream. The outside metal container will split. Peel it away, so you basically have a log of frozen shaving cream. Put it somewhere, under a desk, filing cabinet, wherever. Whenever it thaws out, it will proceed to expand. Apparently, it'll fill a room/cubicle/inside of a car. You get the idea. I'd imagine it's a real pain in the butt if you leave it on someone's doorstep.

4)Go to a health-food store and buy some Valerian Root Capsules. VR capsules stink like nothing else. Pop one open and dump it into their phone (the part they talk into). It'll make them want to barf every time they pick up the phone.

XXL

 

Good ones.... to add to the Designated Driver one from above.... when takin a load of friends home who are really drunk drop em off at one of the others houses makes for a good laugh in the mornin oh and dont forget to turn your ringer off on your phone cuz when they wake up they will be CALLIN

 

Note to self: Never Ever make a Ford truck driver mad!!!!!

 

Another DD one- when driving home, stop and fill up at every gas station. Even ones accross the street from each other. At every stop, devide the price of a full tank between everybody. Comments like, of course it gets bad mileage, it's got a v8 are helpful.

Jared

 

itching powder on the toilet paper works great.
if they smoke get some exploding tips puttem in a few cigs.
tape a stink bomb to the top of the toilet gentle let the seat down when the victim sits down it'll be to late to jump up and run.
if ya really hate the person sugar in the gas tank always works wonders.
take a rubber put a lil shaving cream in it and put it on the front seat.
deflate 2 tires fill them with fix a flat it'll be a lovelty ride home.
vasaline on the windsheild.

 

You have to do this during the winter. My friend's sister was dating this real sleeze bag guy that did nothing but mooch of his parents. On night we opened the hood of his accord and peeed all over the radiator. The smell was eventually circulted around the engine compartment and trought the heater vents and into the car. he had to drive it in 15 degree wheather with the windows down or have no heat. Lasted for about 2 weeks.

If you got good aim you can chuck a ball bering into someons tailpipe. If your lucky enough it will make it all the way to the muffler. Rattels like a mother.

In tech school the classrooms had computers back to back about 10 in a row we used to reverse the monitor cabels between the two back to back ones. Funny for 5 min while the person figures out why the keyboard and mous don't work. easier is just to switch the mouse and keybords.

 

A local machine shop that I hire here at work once did a repair on a shaft for a John Deere combine. The machinists brother being an IHC fan painted the shaft red when it was fixed!! The guy was less than slightly amused!!!

Fordy

 

Switch the "M" & "N" keys on their keyboard. It usually only takes a few minutes for them to figure it out but still good for a laugh.
I have used the ketchup packet under the toilet seat succesfully as well.
Also, if you have 1 large bathroom for all of the guys, wait till 1 is in there and comfortable on the throne and turn off the light.
Take the mouthpiece off their phone put in a layer or 2 of saran wrap and put the mouth piece back. They will have to yell for people to hear them on the phone.
A handfull of gravel inside their hubcap is usually good for a snicker or 2.
How about a big gob of vasaline on the underside of their car door handles.
If you put bologna slices on their vehicles in the sun it will permanetly lighten the paint in those spots.
Go to your local adult book store and take the subscription cards from a number of questionable publications. Fill them out with their names and address's and mark as "bill me later".
With a little more time I am sure I could come up with a few more. Good luck, just don't get caught.

 

slap a gob of mayonaise on the hood of a car in the hot sun it'll eat the paint right off
super glue in the door locks

 

Chill some takeout pizza in the fridge until you can peel back the cheese on the slices without breaking it up, then spread white lithium grease on the crust and put the cheese back on. Leave it in the box on a table in the breakroom and tell your victim that it's there for the taking. When it gets reheated the grease will melt all over the place.

 

Vaseline on the windshield.
Saran wrap on the toilet, under the seat over the bowl.(just imagine).
Flour on ceiling fans.
Flour/sugar in defroster vents.
Turn lights out in bathroom and poor water on toilet paper roll. Wait to hear him move to get dry TP and turn on the lights, with an audience.
Pam butter spray on anything they come in contact with. Door *****, tile floors, mouses, etc...
Tabasco sauce on the lips of their cups.
Pepper spray, the clear stuff like the cops have, on their lunch.
Switch the flour and sugar.
Put flour in the dry coffee creamer.
Firecrackers on the spark plugs, at the coil.
Axle grease on their truck door handles.
Super glue in the lock cylinders.
Jack vehicle up just enough drive tires aren't touching, not noticeable just enough tires will spin without moving vehicle.
If he is married. Have female employee/friend call his house acting like his girlfriend/mistress. Have her make up whatever story she wants(pregnant, venereal disease, etc...)
These are just a couple to get you started.
T. Roberts
UFD Local 1147

 

some of the above made me think about a goof that could be made into a prank. We had just finished putting a radiator in a truck and in the haze we goofed up a bit. We mistakenly put a vacum line on the overflow on the radiator. Keep in mind this was an 89 ford E350. It just happened to be the vacum line for the brake pedal for turning the cruise off when the brake was applied. So when we test drove it out we had a foot soaked with antifreeze.
(btw - the cruise didn't work before that so we had removed some parts leave vacum lines in)

 

When we went on field exercises in the Marines we would "axe qualify" new Devil dogs. We would tell them that if they could split a quarter in half with an axe they could have a "72" (3 days off). So we took a quarter, placed it on a stump or a board, gave the guy an axe and had him line up with the quarter. We would have him take off his cover (hat) and blindfold him. We told him he had 3 trys. We would replace the quarter with his own cover and watch him chop it to shreds.

Another famous trick in the barracks was to load the earpiece on the payphone with black boot polish. Leave the phone hanging off the hook, knock on everyones door and tell them their mother was on the phone......

put pepper spray on the toilet seat in the bathroom (make sure no kids are around)!!!!

put a few drops of liquid soap in the coffee pot

open a can of tunafish, remove a drawer from your victims dresser, place the tuna can behind or between the drawers. within 5 days it will be crawling with maggots and smelling quite ripe

leave an egg in the sun for a week it will spoil inside the shell of course. next time you go in your buddies fridge to grab a beer put the egg in with his others. When he goes to use the egg just make sure your not in the same house!

 

Cool, thanks for the great ideas. I espesially like the one about limburger cheese on the muffler. Time to go the to the grocery store.