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On most vehicles, it's REALLY easy to remove the wiper arms from the stalks.
Use lipstick to write on the hood, then douse it with brake fluid to make it more permanent.
Fire crackers on the exhaust manifolds.
Padlocked chain from the trailer hitch to the telephone pole.
If you have the time, the front seats can be mounted facing the rear.
Disconnect the throttle cable, shift linkage, or driveshaft.
Put your own floppy in the boot drive so the computer starts up with all new settings.
Rubber band on the sink sprayer, aimed carefully.
Snake in the sleeping bag.
Carb cleaner in the hiking boots overnight.
Alum on the toothbrush.
Cayenne pepper in the lipstick.
Use lipstick to write on the hood, then douse it with brake fluid to make it more permanent.
Fire crackers on the exhaust manifolds.
Padlocked chain from the trailer hitch to the telephone pole.
If you have the time, the front seats can be mounted facing the rear.
Disconnect the throttle cable, shift linkage, or driveshaft.
Put your own floppy in the boot drive so the computer starts up with all new settings.
Rubber band on the sink sprayer, aimed carefully.
Snake in the sleeping bag.
Carb cleaner in the hiking boots overnight.
Alum on the toothbrush.
Cayenne pepper in the lipstick.
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This stuff is all funny. Much of it could qualify as criminal mischief, vandalism, or assault, while other bits might land you in civil court. I have seen this kind of behavior escalate to dangerous/criminal levels.
Have fun thinking about it, but be careful what you actually do.
Have fun thinking about it, but be careful what you actually do.
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From: morristown usa
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one i always loved was graphite on the gas pedel. that way it wont come off easy but it spread to the brakes. the best ive seen so far was to to wire the low beam on one head lamp so that one would light the highbeam and the other the lowbeam. get a cherry bomb (fire cracker) and and shove it up the exhaust all the way to the muffler if you can and when they start down the highway and it warms up it should go off really loud and sound like a backfire. the last guy i did this to parked his brand new s-10 and called the dealer to tow it in and check it. they never found out what caused it either
. another good one is to email them some pr0n from wierd addys and send alott of it. i mean a ton. i did that with about 400 megs worth and him on dial up. it took the better part of a week to get his mail. a great one is to open up their pc and if you know how hook up a usb keybourd from inside or jack in the back and hook another monito in. you can turn on their caps lock type in all kinds of stuff when they try to send a mail out. and when it looks like they left the desk go to a pr0n site that has tons of pop ups and just keep refreshing. when they get back theyll have like thousands of pop ups. if you do this and decide to hook up a mouse and take theirs loose then you can open everything on the desktop simutanesly (especially games) and they almost have to crash the pc to stop it. even on the fastest pc's big games (and if they have under 128 megs of ram its devastating) itll take em twenty mins to open then another 30 to kill em all. and if your really good and they are on xp you can get on the pc while there gone and use remote desktop to all this. another good one is to ##### it down and unplug their hd ide cables they will never get booted. you could loosen their valve stem valve a touch so that it leaks. you could put some diesel in their exhaust (you wouldnt believe all the smoke that makes)take the plug wires loose and rearange a few. set the timing back. hinge some metal on the car (if its a lowrider its even better) so that they throw sparks goin down the road. take the weights off their wheels. hook their amp up the their backup lights so it flashes with the music. crack the windows in the rain. unhook the pwr steering. pour 50wt oil in the pwr steering (stiffens up nicly). stop up their airfillter or unhook their tps. you could take the muffler loose. set the e brake and and bracket the cable so it wont let loose.out some diesel in their parking spot (gets nice and slick). unhook the fuel pump. lock one of their hubs so it pulls to one side. take some dog poo and stuff on the rad. bypass their heater core so they dont have heat. let the air out of a tire and take the valve core out and do the same to the spare . readjust their shifter linkage so they can get drive. put a 50lb bag of sand inside their truck. and last but not least you could always get some colourd tp and put tobasco on it. you talk about setting you bunghole on fire. they will jump in the tub drag their rear put ice on it. anything to stop. trust me it leaves you very sore for a week. i did it to a guy at school and well safe to say when we balanced my tires in shop he put the heavyiest wheights on the heavy side. and if they have chrome. i love this one. spray paint the chrome with chrome paint. in a month or to itll get very dull. but it comes off easy with steel wool.
. another good one is to email them some pr0n from wierd addys and send alott of it. i mean a ton. i did that with about 400 megs worth and him on dial up. it took the better part of a week to get his mail. a great one is to open up their pc and if you know how hook up a usb keybourd from inside or jack in the back and hook another monito in. you can turn on their caps lock type in all kinds of stuff when they try to send a mail out. and when it looks like they left the desk go to a pr0n site that has tons of pop ups and just keep refreshing. when they get back theyll have like thousands of pop ups. if you do this and decide to hook up a mouse and take theirs loose then you can open everything on the desktop simutanesly (especially games) and they almost have to crash the pc to stop it. even on the fastest pc's big games (and if they have under 128 megs of ram its devastating) itll take em twenty mins to open then another 30 to kill em all. and if your really good and they are on xp you can get on the pc while there gone and use remote desktop to all this. another good one is to ##### it down and unplug their hd ide cables they will never get booted. you could loosen their valve stem valve a touch so that it leaks. you could put some diesel in their exhaust (you wouldnt believe all the smoke that makes)take the plug wires loose and rearange a few. set the timing back. hinge some metal on the car (if its a lowrider its even better) so that they throw sparks goin down the road. take the weights off their wheels. hook their amp up the their backup lights so it flashes with the music. crack the windows in the rain. unhook the pwr steering. pour 50wt oil in the pwr steering (stiffens up nicly). stop up their airfillter or unhook their tps. you could take the muffler loose. set the e brake and and bracket the cable so it wont let loose.out some diesel in their parking spot (gets nice and slick). unhook the fuel pump. lock one of their hubs so it pulls to one side. take some dog poo and stuff on the rad. bypass their heater core so they dont have heat. let the air out of a tire and take the valve core out and do the same to the spare . readjust their shifter linkage so they can get drive. put a 50lb bag of sand inside their truck. and last but not least you could always get some colourd tp and put tobasco on it. you talk about setting you bunghole on fire. they will jump in the tub drag their rear put ice on it. anything to stop. trust me it leaves you very sore for a week. i did it to a guy at school and well safe to say when we balanced my tires in shop he put the heavyiest wheights on the heavy side. and if they have chrome. i love this one. spray paint the chrome with chrome paint. in a month or to itll get very dull. but it comes off easy with steel wool. 
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From: Morgantown US
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I've been trying to resist but...
We have a local trading paper people post things for sell or trade. its free....
anyway put an ad in there with your enemies phone number that says
"For giveaway. Small childs pony and saddle" Around here that will get you at least 800 phone calls !!
We have a local trading paper people post things for sell or trade. its free....
anyway put an ad in there with your enemies phone number that says
"For giveaway. Small childs pony and saddle" Around here that will get you at least 800 phone calls !!
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From: USA
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Clear tape can be used to create wonders.
Wrap someone's battery posts and then put their battery clamps back on.
We put tape between the connectors and the jack on a co-worker's telephone. It was hilarious how many "prank" calls he got in one day!
Use your imagination...
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Wrap someone's battery posts and then put their battery clamps back on.
We put tape between the connectors and the jack on a co-worker's telephone. It was hilarious how many "prank" calls he got in one day!
Use your imagination...
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From: USA
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Another co-worker drives a ricer. We jacked his car up so the front 2 wheels almost touched the ground, and then put blocks under the lower control arms. We then called his mobile phone "from the restaraunt" where we were to meet for lunch asking where he was and what was taking him so long, while we were filming him from about 50yards away. It was absolutely hilarious!
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From: 5600 feet high
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My high school had ramps so people in wheelchairs could get around. They were integrated with the hallways because the building was once 5 buildings that ran uphill. These "exchanges" had about a 15 degree slope, and were hard white linoleum.
The last day of my senior year, we convinced some cowboys to rustle up a young pig and bring it to school. During a class period, we oiled up that pig with Vaseline and Crisco, and we Crisco'd the floor on the exchange. During passing period, there was always about 300 kids on the exchange. So when the bell rang, we waited about 10 seconds and smacked that greased pig as hard as we could on the azz and let her rip! Half the people ran for their lives down the ramps and fell on their duffs, the other half chased the pig around. It was hilarious! After about a minute of chaos, we netted the pig, ran away, and STILL live in infamy at Golden High School. My cousin just started there this year (I graduated in 1997), and the teachers still talk about it...the crowning acheivement of my life. I could die today and know that I contributed a lasting impression on SO many lives...
You want to mess somebody up? Take a potato cannon with a 2" bore, and wrap an avocado pit in wet paper towels and blast their door panel with it point blank. Wear your safety glasses. If you do it to a Saturn like we did, the entire panel will shatter!
BDV
The last day of my senior year, we convinced some cowboys to rustle up a young pig and bring it to school. During a class period, we oiled up that pig with Vaseline and Crisco, and we Crisco'd the floor on the exchange. During passing period, there was always about 300 kids on the exchange. So when the bell rang, we waited about 10 seconds and smacked that greased pig as hard as we could on the azz and let her rip! Half the people ran for their lives down the ramps and fell on their duffs, the other half chased the pig around. It was hilarious! After about a minute of chaos, we netted the pig, ran away, and STILL live in infamy at Golden High School. My cousin just started there this year (I graduated in 1997), and the teachers still talk about it...the crowning acheivement of my life. I could die today and know that I contributed a lasting impression on SO many lives...
You want to mess somebody up? Take a potato cannon with a 2" bore, and wrap an avocado pit in wet paper towels and blast their door panel with it point blank. Wear your safety glasses. If you do it to a Saturn like we did, the entire panel will shatter!
BDV
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From: Elizabeth City, NC
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Lift both toilet seats and put saran wrap over the bowl. Works better when there is a woman using it. Be forewarned though, Hell hath no fury like a woman with urine running down her legs!
Unscrew a shower head and put a packet of Kool-Aid in it. Purple or green work real well.
Put "Ambesol" on the rim of a coworkers coffee cup.
Clog up the back hole, air hole, on a coffee mug. Drip Drip Drip
Put black electrical tape on the underside of the coffee mug's lid.
Get a buddy's wife to go in on this joke with you. Plant a pair of panties, preferably thongs, in buddy's glovebox. Have his wife "accidently" find them and watch the stuttering start!
Russell
1968 F250 LWB 300-6
FORD=First on Race Day
#88 Dale Jarrett-9th in 2002
#21 Elliott Sadler
#97 Kurt Busch-3rd in 2002
#28 Ricky Rudd-10th in 2002
Unscrew a shower head and put a packet of Kool-Aid in it. Purple or green work real well.
Put "Ambesol" on the rim of a coworkers coffee cup.
Clog up the back hole, air hole, on a coffee mug. Drip Drip Drip
Put black electrical tape on the underside of the coffee mug's lid.
Get a buddy's wife to go in on this joke with you. Plant a pair of panties, preferably thongs, in buddy's glovebox. Have his wife "accidently" find them and watch the stuttering start!
Russell
1968 F250 LWB 300-6
FORD=First on Race Day
#88 Dale Jarrett-9th in 2002
#21 Elliott Sadler
#97 Kurt Busch-3rd in 2002
#28 Ricky Rudd-10th in 2002
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>My high school had ramps so people in wheelchairs could get
>around. They were integrated with the hallways because the
>building was once 5 buildings that ran uphill. These
>"exchanges" had about a 15 degree slope, and were hard white
>linoleum.
>The last day of my senior year, we convinced some cowboys to
>rustle up a young pig and bring it to school. During a class
>period, we oiled up that pig with Vaseline and Crisco, and
>we Crisco'd the floor on the exchange. During passing
>period, there was always about 300 kids on the exchange. So
>when the bell rang, we waited about 10 seconds and smacked
>that greased pig as hard as we could on the azz and let her
>rip! Half the people ran for their lives down the ramps and
>fell on their duffs, the other half chased the pig around.
>It was hilarious! After about a minute of chaos, we netted
>the pig, ran away, and STILL live in infamy at Golden High
>School. My cousin just started there this year (I graduated
>in 1997), and the teachers still talk about it...the
>crowning acheivement of my life. I could die today and know
>that I contributed a lasting impression on SO many
>lives...
>You want to mess somebody up? Take a potato cannon with a 2"
>bore, and wrap an avocado pit in wet paper towels and blast
>their door panel with it point blank. Wear your safety
>glasses. If you do it to a Saturn like we did, the entire
>panel will shatter!
>BDV
In my highschool back in 89, i graduated in 99, the seniors released a flock of 25 geese. Could you just imaginthe mess they made. Animal controle had to be called.
>around. They were integrated with the hallways because the
>building was once 5 buildings that ran uphill. These
>"exchanges" had about a 15 degree slope, and were hard white
>linoleum.
>The last day of my senior year, we convinced some cowboys to
>rustle up a young pig and bring it to school. During a class
>period, we oiled up that pig with Vaseline and Crisco, and
>we Crisco'd the floor on the exchange. During passing
>period, there was always about 300 kids on the exchange. So
>when the bell rang, we waited about 10 seconds and smacked
>that greased pig as hard as we could on the azz and let her
>rip! Half the people ran for their lives down the ramps and
>fell on their duffs, the other half chased the pig around.
>It was hilarious! After about a minute of chaos, we netted
>the pig, ran away, and STILL live in infamy at Golden High
>School. My cousin just started there this year (I graduated
>in 1997), and the teachers still talk about it...the
>crowning acheivement of my life. I could die today and know
>that I contributed a lasting impression on SO many
>lives...
>You want to mess somebody up? Take a potato cannon with a 2"
>bore, and wrap an avocado pit in wet paper towels and blast
>their door panel with it point blank. Wear your safety
>glasses. If you do it to a Saturn like we did, the entire
>panel will shatter!
>BDV
In my highschool back in 89, i graduated in 99, the seniors released a flock of 25 geese. Could you just imaginthe mess they made. Animal controle had to be called.
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From: USA
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take a 50cc syringe and tape it to the underside of a left opened drawer of the persons toolbox at crotch level filled with water. also taping a cupful of water to a persons topbox while the lid is up is a good one.
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From: Alexandria, KY USA
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 31-Dec-02 AT 07:31 PM (EST)]Take a latex glove and fill it with baby powder. Tape it over the tailpipe after they get done washing their truck. When they start it up, it'll expand then explode from the exhaust pressure, then the baby powder will cover the side and they'll have to wash it again.
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F-250 SD XLT CC 4x4 Shortbed; 285/75R16 BFGoodrich T/A KO, MAAP nerf bars, Rally/Lightbar combo, PIAA 1300 driving lights, Lund bugshield, Lund SunVisor, tinted windows, K&N airfilter, Access tonneau cover, Rhino Liner, remote starter/security system, custom built console, Cobra 29 ST/WX CB with a Wilson 1000 magnet mount antenna, Realistic 500 channel police scanner, Kenwood 10 disk CD changer, Compaq laptop, SVP 100 Watt siren, and 24 Strobe lights.
Upgrades for the near future include: Warn Rio Grande pushbar with a 12,000# winch, 4" lift kit, and fender flares.
Bluehawk
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F-250 SD XLT CC 4x4 Shortbed; 285/75R16 BFGoodrich T/A KO, MAAP nerf bars, Rally/Lightbar combo, PIAA 1300 driving lights, Lund bugshield, Lund SunVisor, tinted windows, K&N airfilter, Access tonneau cover, Rhino Liner, remote starter/security system, custom built console, Cobra 29 ST/WX CB with a Wilson 1000 magnet mount antenna, Realistic 500 channel police scanner, Kenwood 10 disk CD changer, Compaq laptop, SVP 100 Watt siren, and 24 Strobe lights.
Upgrades for the near future include: Warn Rio Grande pushbar with a 12,000# winch, 4" lift kit, and fender flares.
gotta go.
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The best ones are done with habanero peppers. For pen theives just rub a little on a pen and leave it in a conspicuous area . Rub it on the bottom rim of sunglasses/glasses . On the rim of a coffee cup etc... Just use your imagination
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From: Greenup KY
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This one is a personal favorite of mine.it takes a little time though.pull a plug wire and take a length of wire,tie in to the plug wire ,run it through the firewall,under the carpet and in to the back of the drivers seat.where the seat and the backrest come together.....very funny.....also works on the passenger side as mostpeople rev thier motor after starting them.
take a weed break the top off about 6 or 7 inches .....turn it up side down and smooth branches together....sneak up on who ever...very gently slide it up thier pants leg.....they will make it 9 or 10 steps ....when it reaches a very tender area...
playing cards at break time is a ritual so you can either super glue the ace of spades face up on the table or just plain hide a few of the cards...
and always grease thier tools when ever you have the chance
take a weed break the top off about 6 or 7 inches .....turn it up side down and smooth branches together....sneak up on who ever...very gently slide it up thier pants leg.....they will make it 9 or 10 steps ....when it reaches a very tender area...
playing cards at break time is a ritual so you can either super glue the ace of spades face up on the table or just plain hide a few of the cards...
and always grease thier tools when ever you have the chance
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> and always grease thier tools when ever you have the
>chance
quite appropriate, i evened a score with anotehr mechanic..cost me my job, but it wasn't much of a job to startwith.
Two greasefittings and a drill and a brand new set of snapon tools ( a wedding present, or so he claims..I think it was stolen)..needless to say 50 pounds of grease filled it to the brim.
I would have taken a broken nose to have a camera there when he opened it up the following morning....
