The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." -Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."-Andrew A. Rooney

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare and in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." -M.Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."-Sigmund Freud

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very few persons."-James Thurber

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."-Dave Barry

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."-Franklin P. Jones

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein

 

This makes me want to go out and get another wolf.

Theo

 

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow!" - Woody Allen

 

If dogs could smell their own rearend(like cats) they wouldn't have to go around sticking their Nose in everybody else's Business.......sk

 

I called my Dog, Dawg, in and read this to her, she agreed with everything you wrote, Bubba.
She said that while all this attention is nice, Cats taste better.

 

nothing better than going home after 6 months away and being attacked with affection by your dog....
nothing worse then seeing the way your dog looks at you when they know you are leaving for another six months...
i dunno about yall, but my dog really gets upset when she senses that i am leaving, and that tugs at my heartstrings a bit

 

A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a
Little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the
sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire
fighter's helmet.
The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.The fire fighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration."Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's private parts.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right,
But then I wouldn't have a siren."

 

Heh, that's funny

I miss having a dog. I moved into an apartment, and now I have a cat. You begin to realize how stupid cats are after about 1 week. I read the original post by Bubba Shrimp and wanted to cry!

 

I want a dog also, one of my roomates has 2 cats, and was talking about getting another one NO CHANCE IN THE PLACE FAR BELOW!! If we get anther pet, it will be either a dog, or my personal favorite, and alligator.

 

Oh yes, the loving comfort of a scaly man eater is a comforting thought to come home to! Alligators just freak me out!

 

Well, they do not grow very big when in a small area, they only grow as big as their enviroment will allow, and as long as you keep them fed (which is expensive) they are not htat bad, my uncle had a four footer he kept in the house, and think of the look on a burglers face.....they are expensive because you need steaks, red bloody meat, he would eat better than me.