Notices
N. California Chapter Join Chapter , Leader: Nighteyez

April Fools all topic thread 2017

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Apr 11, 2017 | 12:22 PM
  #46  
Nighteyez's Avatar
Nighteyez
Thread Starter
|
FTE Chapter Leader
Veteran: Air Force
15 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 21,106
Likes: 246
From: Fresno, CA.
Club FTE Silver Member

Wow Scott, sounds like you have been busy as a beaver lately.

Jim
 
Reply
Old Apr 11, 2017 | 08:13 PM
  #47  
Fat Diesel's Avatar
Fat Diesel
Logistics Pro
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,888
Likes: 180
From: Morgan Hill, CA
Club FTE Silver Member

Originally Posted by olfordsnstone
Wow! Nice back yard! When's the party?
Originally Posted by Njstern87
Amazing back yard..now when to do mine. Great job, sounds like it time for beer and friends!
Originally Posted by Nighteyez
That backyard looks like it is bigger than this entire apartment complex. LOL

Jim
Thanks guys!

Love the new place. I've been here 9 months now. But, it's not all ****z and gigglez... Walked RIGHT NEXT to this bad boy yesterday. I need to step up my situational awareness big time!



Here's some pics from the house(s). There's a 820 sq/ft cottage that I rent to my friend.

From the top of the hill. Watched a Bald Eagle fly over the other day!




Turkeys everywhere in the fall. Counted 33 at once.




Smokie being the firewood inspector. I've got about 75 "Blue" Oaks, so plenty of firewood.




An aerial view of both houses. Have about an 84k sq/ft lot.


 
Reply
Old Apr 11, 2017 | 08:19 PM
  #48  
04badford's Avatar
04badford
Lead Driver
10 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 7,838
Likes: 96
From: Manteca,Ca
Wholly smokes Andy , that's a big snake , yea gota keep close eye on the little ones and Smoky .
 
Reply
Old Apr 11, 2017 | 11:42 PM
  #49  
Modoc's Avatar
Modoc
Fleet Mechanic
10 Year Member
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 1,456
Likes: 128
From: Shasta County, CA
This came across my desk today. Caltrans - News Flash

Thinking about you guys and hoping that it is a better contractor than we had on the bridge up here.
 
Reply
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 10:19 AM
  #50  
Nighteyez's Avatar
Nighteyez
Thread Starter
|
FTE Chapter Leader
Veteran: Air Force
15 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 21,106
Likes: 246
From: Fresno, CA.
Club FTE Silver Member

If I saw a snake like that I would probably die of a heart attack.

Jim
 
Reply
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 10:32 AM
  #51  
olfordsnstone's Avatar
olfordsnstone
Lead Driver
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 5,241
Likes: 3
From: Other side of the sunrise
I used to kill the heck out of rattlesnakes, going out at night in my pickup truck with a shovel to search for them stretched out on the warm pavement of less traveled roads at night. At the peak of the season, I'd kill 5-10 snakes on a typical evening in about an hour, eating the meat and making hat bands with the skins... Eventually, I became aware of how important they are to keep in our environment.

The biggest deterrent to killing them, for me, is the fact that a major staple in their diet is mice, which are known to spread deceases that are deadly to humans. Decease infested rodents are much more consequential than the very remote chance of being bitten by a rattlesnake.

Nowadays I will tend to just leave "buzzworms" alone and avoid getting too close to them, or if necessary I've even gone as far as to catch and relocate them using a trash can to transport them to a more remote area. If left alone, they usually tend to just slither away on their own. If you're worried about them hanging out too close to the house, try raising chickens as they tend to keep snakes away. They give you fresh eggs too!

Rattlers are actually very important to the ecosystem as well, an integral part of the delicate balance in the food chain in wild areas. Since I choose to live in a wild area, I try to avoid upsetting the food chain any more than necessary. The only exception, for me, is that I will kill the hell out of mice that come in to live in my house. THey're disgusting little creatures and as I see it the deceases that mice carry are the biggest threat to me and my family. Snakes are cool. As long as you don't mess with them and just leave them alone, they're relatively harmless.
 
Reply
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 12:02 PM
  #52  
Njstern87's Avatar
Njstern87
Tuned
10 Year Member
Photogenic
Photoriffic
Liked
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 434
Likes: 18
From: Phoenix Area
That reminds me of cleaning out and replacing some overgrowth with some new plants in my yard. Grabbed what I thought was a big pile of brush to put in the green bin, big ol garter snake was in there, scared the heck out of me. I threw the pile of brush and snake across the yard and ran away like a scared kid. My friends were laughing the butts off at me.
 
Reply
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 07:24 PM
  #53  
GlueGuy's Avatar
GlueGuy
Lead Driver
10 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
Joined: May 2015
Posts: 5,891
Likes: 360
From: Mts. S. of San Francisco
We had a big old rattler living in our pump shed for a few years. He was only there during the warm/hot months, and I haven't seen him in a couple of years. he was close to 2" in diameter; don't know how long he was because he never uncoiled.

However... he never rattled, and he never moved when we were in the shed. Just minded his business, and we knew he was eating the mice, so live and let live. I know he couldn't have gotten that big if he threatened people.

We had a plumber working on the plumbing for the pressure pump once. I mentioned to him (Terry was his name) that there was a rattlesnake in the corner. He answered "Yep, I saw him. He's not bothering anyone."
 
Reply
FTE Stories

Ford Trucks for Ford Truck Enthusiasts

story-0

10 Ways Ford is LOSING to the Competition

 Joe Kucinski
story-1

Top 6 Best Deals Available on New Fords & Lincolns Right Now

 Brett Foote
story-2

This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level

 Verdad Gallardo
story-3

Top 10 Fords at 2026 Carlisle Ford Nationals

 Joe Kucinski
story-4

3 Best / 3 Worst Parts of Modern Ford Ownership

 Brett Foote
story-5

10 Amazing Upgrades That Solve Common Ford Truck Owner Headaches

 Pouria Savadkouei
story-6

Every 2026 Ford Engine Explained

 Brett Foote
story-7

10 Ugly Ford Trucks That We Still Kinda Love

 Joe Kucinski
story-8

10 Things Every Truck Owner NEEDS (2026 Edition)

 Michael S. Palmer
story-9

Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalyptic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath

 Verdad Gallardo
Old Apr 12, 2017 | 08:14 PM
  #54  
Fat Diesel's Avatar
Fat Diesel
Logistics Pro
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,888
Likes: 180
From: Morgan Hill, CA
Club FTE Silver Member

To me, a rattler is a nuisance. Right up at the top of the list that also includes ground squirrels, rats, mice, and frogs LOL. With all the rain, and all the mice that will come with it, my guess is there won't be much of a shortage of rattlers around here. I do let all the King, Gopher, Garter, Racer, Ring-Neck, and any other snake live so they can take care of the rodents.

The little frogs are OUT OF CONTROL around here...
 
Reply
Old Apr 13, 2017 | 02:49 PM
  #55  
Stewart_H's Avatar
Stewart_H
Super Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 29,380
Likes: 118
From: Central Coast of CA
Club FTE Gold Member
Originally Posted by 04badford
yea gota keep close eye on the little ones and Smoky .
Yup, exactly what I was gonna say.

Stewart
 
Reply
Old Apr 13, 2017 | 02:57 PM
  #56  
Stewart_H's Avatar
Stewart_H
Super Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 29,380
Likes: 118
From: Central Coast of CA
Club FTE Gold Member
Originally Posted by Modoc
This came across my desk today. Caltrans - News Flash
That was on the news for days here on the Peninsula. Every night, KSBW (the local Monterey News station) would have an update on the 6000lb wrecking ball that Cal Trans couldn't get to work right, so all it did was bounce off the cement.

Three days of this bouncing ball on concrete....and they presented the story without a single snicker or guffaw, LOL! Dunno how they did it.

Day two of demolition work on Pfeiffer Canyon Bridge

Cal Trans finally switched to the jack hammer attachment and got it taken down pretty quick.

Stewart
 
Reply
Old Apr 13, 2017 | 05:57 PM
  #57  
Njstern87's Avatar
Njstern87
Tuned
10 Year Member
Photogenic
Photoriffic
Liked
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 434
Likes: 18
From: Phoenix Area
Hey all. Hope everyone is enjoying today and looking forward to a nice easter weekend. For me, today is a fresh start. My now ex finally moved out and it was really hard. Trying to stay positive and focus on me for a while. Gotta do some rehab to the green demon and figure what better way to focus on me and heal than enjoying it with my truck starting to aquire parts for it, planning a budget etc. want to do some interior and exterior cosmetic work, as well as track down the slop in my front end again and the famous 7.3 up pipes. Got beer and tools...
 
Reply
Old Apr 13, 2017 | 08:40 PM
  #58  
Nighteyez's Avatar
Nighteyez
Thread Starter
|
FTE Chapter Leader
Veteran: Air Force
15 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 21,106
Likes: 246
From: Fresno, CA.
Club FTE Silver Member

Good luck with the truck upgrades Nick.

Jim
 
Reply
Old Apr 15, 2017 | 10:32 AM
  #59  
Maltman's Avatar
Maltman
Posting Guru
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 1,235
Likes: 3
From: Manteca, CA
Welp, picked up a new truck yesterday.....couldnt pass it up, even being a blue mopar. Does this mean I am out?!


 
Reply
Old Apr 15, 2017 | 12:25 PM
  #60  
Nighteyez's Avatar
Nighteyez
Thread Starter
|
FTE Chapter Leader
Veteran: Air Force
15 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 21,106
Likes: 246
From: Fresno, CA.
Club FTE Silver Member

No, we are Ford Truck Enthusiasts, doesn't say anything about being Ford truck owners.

If it did, I would be out too as the only vehicle I currently own is a Thunderbird.

Jim
 
Reply



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:25 AM.

story-0
10 Ways Ford is LOSING to the Competition

Slideshow: 10 ways Ford is losing to the competition

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-06-15 09:52:01


VIEW MORE
story-1
Top 6 Best Deals Available on New Fords & Lincolns Right Now

Some great targets in today's expensive world.

By Brett Foote | 2026-06-15 09:35:19


VIEW MORE
story-2
This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level

Slideshow: The VelociRaptor Expedition gains a lift, upgraded suspension, Brembo brakes, and trail-ready equipment while retaining the stock 440-horsepower EcoBoost V6.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-12 11:01:55


VIEW MORE
story-3
Top 10 Fords at 2026 Carlisle Ford Nationals

Slideshow: Top 10 Fords at 2026 Ford Nationals

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-06-09 11:10:08


VIEW MORE
story-4
3 Best / 3 Worst Parts of Modern Ford Ownership

Based on years of owning multiple modern Ford products.

By Brett Foote | 2026-06-09 10:53:36


VIEW MORE
story-5
10 Amazing Upgrades That Solve Common Ford Truck Owner Headaches

SPONSORED: From muddy boots to rain-soaked cargo, these upgrades address some of the most common frustrations Ford truck owners face every day.

By Pouria Savadkouei | 2026-06-08 18:50:34


VIEW MORE
story-6
Every 2026 Ford Engine Explained

Here's everything you need to know about every Ford engine available for the 2026 model year.

By Brett Foote | 2026-06-05 12:58:01


VIEW MORE
story-7
10 Ugly Ford Trucks That We Still Kinda Love

Slideshow: 10 ugly Ford trucks that we still kinda love.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-06-03 09:51:16


VIEW MORE
story-8
10 Things Every Truck Owner NEEDS (2026 Edition)

Slideshow: the best gifts for dads & grads

By Michael S. Palmer | 2026-06-03 15:43:58


VIEW MORE
story-9
Rezvani's Latest Post-Apocalyptic Monster Is a Ford F-150 Raptor Underneath

Slideshow: Called the Fortress, the 850-horsepower pickup combines Raptor underpinnings with military-inspired features, survival equipment, and a starting price of $285,000.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-06-03 11:38:36


VIEW MORE