O'l Flip4Ford..
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "Don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system, "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
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Maybe I will leave the turkeys alone, and go for the hams.. I like me some Ham, but I am not a huge turkey fan.
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I don't know if that is true, a guy from Ionia stole a bunch of swine from my parents, and took it right over to Downs Packing Plant, to be butchered. Then this same guy eventually became the mayor of Beloit, and lives a few houses down from my mom.
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Yep, I believe that Mom and Dad had some other hogs stolen from that fellow also, or at least that's what they always believed according to what people were telling them. Its hard to prove any of it.