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Old Jun 26, 2018 | 04:40 PM
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tough chicken pic!
 
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Old Jun 26, 2018 | 08:32 PM
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Was your chicken having a **** Fight?
 
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Old Jun 27, 2018 | 07:44 AM
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No he was feeling henpecked- so he went out and partied till the rooster crowed
 
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Old Jun 27, 2018 | 08:40 AM
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Mmmmm KFC...
 
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Old Jun 28, 2018 | 12:17 PM
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I'm not going to egg you guys on with this one.
 
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Old Jun 28, 2018 | 02:20 PM
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg off of the internet, to see which one arrives first. I will keep you posted.
 
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Old Jun 28, 2018 | 02:21 PM
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How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a good Yolk..
 
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Old Jun 28, 2018 | 09:40 PM
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Boo. Just boo.
 
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Old Jun 29, 2018 | 03:22 AM
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A man runs to the psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”

The psychiatrist asks, “How long has she had this condition?”

“Two years,” says the man.

“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the psychiatrist.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”
 
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Old Jun 29, 2018 | 03:22 AM
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?

A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
 
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Old Jun 29, 2018 | 03:23 AM
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The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighbourhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.“Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy confessed sadly, “but I managed to find all twelve of them.”

“Well, you did real well son,” the farmer beamed. “You left with seven.”
 
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Old Jun 29, 2018 | 08:16 AM
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HAHAHA!!! some of those were pretty good..some were... well... you know..
 
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Old Jul 10, 2018 | 06:10 PM
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INternet chicken jokes gotta love um
 
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Old Jul 10, 2018 | 09:51 PM
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Why do chicken breasts not have nipples? Because they would poke holes in the bags when they freeze them.
 
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Bwuhuhahahahaha!
 
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