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Aug 28, 2003 | 01:13 PM

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Jimmy Dean

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For the military, if you get in a wreck on a bike with no helmut, or in a car with no seat belt,, you pay. They do not cover it, along with life insurance is same way.

Aug 28, 2003 | 04:15 PM

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1234567890

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Gasoline can-Caution gasoline is flammable

Razor blades-Warning Sharp object

My favorite on a pack of fireworks I recently bought:Warning- Explosive

Aug 28, 2003 | 07:35 PM

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discorabbit

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I've always liked the "Warning-Objects in mirror are closer than they appear", but I have never seen any data on how much closer an object really is.

Aug 29, 2003 | 01:44 AM

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CaptainFORD

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I prefer the line "Warning, objects in mirror are losing"

Aug 29, 2003 | 07:07 AM

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Greywolf

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How about this one?

Aug 29, 2003 | 01:05 PM

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Jimmy Dean

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Grey Wolf, why does it look like in the mirror? teh red dots are DIRECTLY behind you?....

If there are a hundred people on the highway..and everyone is going the wrong way but you...who is the moron? -J.D.

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That does not have a second meaning....

Aug 30, 2003 | 07:01 AM

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Jarlaxle

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I can beat all of these:

Owner's manual for an Escort: "To lower windows, turn cranks."

Sep 2, 2003 | 07:40 AM

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TallPaul

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Just looking at a auto safety and maintenance book that Ford once put out for consumer education. In the section on inspecting the fan belt it warned that you should never try to inspect the belts with the engine running.

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Sep 3, 2003 | 02:51 PM

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I have an old printing press operators manual that I like to keep around just to demonstrate how far we've come. As instructions to flush the air pump it says to place a fire extinguisher on hand, get about a pint or so of gasoline, extinguish all pilot lights ect and slowly pour the gas into the pump inlet as its running.

With instructions like that you don't need stickers.

You need a lawyer. If you survive the explosion that is.