Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor
distillers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the one of the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcoholic beverage containers:

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your clothes.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in making you think you are a great dancer.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in themorning.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better-looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.

WARNING : The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING : Te consumption of alcojol may make you thing you can typ real godd.

 

Don't tell anyone, but I can identify with the first one....

Theo

 

Your secret is safe with me Theo.

 

...WARNING: The consumption of alcohol casue you to beleive that you are impervious to ALL effects of alcohol....

 

Warning: Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

 

Theo, only the first one?

wabiker, good one.

 

Can't remember the others.. and don't get drunk anymore.

Theo

 

I used to get drunk on a regular basis. In Viet Nam it was the national pastime for the GI's stationed there. I guess I've outgrown it now. I have a drink very rarely anymore and never enough to get drunk. Although I did bring back some 151 rum from the Bahamas that will knock you flat pretty quick. I only drink one shot of that about every 6 months. I had some banana rum made over there that was delicious. It ran out and we could never find that brand in the states. When I go to the Bahamas again I'm going to bring back as much of that stuff as I can. Last time I brought back 2 - Canadian Club, 1 - 151 rum, 2 - banana rum, and 1 - Yellowbird liqueur. That was three years ago and we still have a lot of it left. If you've never been to the Bahamas, they have a liquor store on every block and they have free samples. They got maybe 6 or 7 different open bottles sitting there with paper cups and you just help yourself. Then go to the next store and try something else. Then hope you can find your hotel.

 

people in cars cause accidents.
Accidents in cars cause people.

 

Theo - did you ever read the post I made on the night of my 21st birthday (I believe the night was April 11, 2003). It was hysterical. I'll see if I can dig it up....


EDIT:
Here it is

I forgot, I originally posted it somewhere else. It was moved to GC. What a night!

XXL

 

 

Warning: The proof does mean something lol.