Vermont April 2015 BS - don't eat the chocolate jelly beans left by the Easter Bunny
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VT Chapter Ldr
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From: Orange, Vermont
I will take the free cell phone, I dont need day care, kids all grown up, but maybe I can white trash them and tell them to knock up there girl friends, it's another 5 hundred bucks per kid so if I get them to marry octomom, there's 8 right there. then every 9 months I would get 12 grand a year right 2 kids a year that's a grand a month X2 = big money, I dont pay any taxes, that's for you suckers that work, and with all these kids I would qualify for the child earned income credit. Man I would have to hit Roy up for some of his face paint, mine all dried up, I am sure he keeps his on the ready and when I meet with the social worker, I would just have to be a little darker, than I got a lock on the whole suck the Goverment teet!!!
How cool is that, buy a bottle of Gentleman Jack, keep it in a paper bag and start picking up aluminum cans all day. If I get lucky I might find one with some still in it. Head over to Roys and pick me a few chickens, just have to watch the booby traps and claymores. 
How cool is that, buy a bottle of Gentleman Jack, keep it in a paper bag and start picking up aluminum cans all day. If I get lucky I might find one with some still in it. Head over to Roys and pick me a few chickens, just have to watch the booby traps and claymores. 
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From: Oakhust NJ Jersey Shore
Well good Thursday morning Vermont and any FTE member who dare's stick his nose in this forum. The VT never know what the conversation will be. That rymed again. HAVE A GREAT DAY JIM, ROY, SHAWN, PAT, DON, RICK, GERRY, SHAUN. I'm sorry if I missed one or two. A bit chilly this morning 39 when I left the house. We have freeze warnings tonight and tomorrow, that will do a number on my weeping cherry and all the tulips that are getting up there. Dam global warming. TTYL
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From: Oakhust NJ Jersey Shore
I'm sure they get paid well, or have a quota the more they get signed up the bigger the bonus. So they help the people fill out the forms. and make sure they say the right things. Just like planed parenthood. They catch them all the time with the pocket cams and then it just goes away. Nobody gets in trouble, if we had to fight WWII now, we would lose. We would speak da dedeuch!!
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Good morning woodchucks: Jim, Dave, Pat, Ken, Roy, Shaun, Gerry, Scott, Neil and anyone else I forgot. I see the conversation here stays pretty focused on trucks. Good to see everyone talking Ford.
Roy, best be watching the hen house - too many hungry woodchucks here just waiting for those scrawny chicks to get some meat on their bones. Nice hen house you have there. Best be working on the booby traps.
Two lips Jim - love it. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Lots of rain = lots of mud. We have it. More today with snow higher up. Hang in there Jim, you might get some more white gold.
Have a great day guys. Gerry, you don't want to hang around here too much - kind of an odd crowd - ruin your reputation.
Roy, best be watching the hen house - too many hungry woodchucks here just waiting for those scrawny chicks to get some meat on their bones. Nice hen house you have there. Best be working on the booby traps.
Two lips Jim - love it. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Lots of rain = lots of mud. We have it. More today with snow higher up. Hang in there Jim, you might get some more white gold.
Have a great day guys. Gerry, you don't want to hang around here too much - kind of an odd crowd - ruin your reputation.
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From: Orange, Vermont
Good morning woodchucks: Jim, Dave, Pat, Ken, Roy, Shaun, Gerry, Scott, Neil and anyone else I forgot. I see the conversation here stays pretty focused on trucks. Good to see everyone talking Ford.
Roy, best be watching the hen house - too many hungry woodchucks here just waiting for those scrawny chicks to get some meat on their bones. Nice hen house you have there. Best be working on the booby traps.
Two lips Jim - love it. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Lots of rain = lots of mud. We have it. More today with snow higher up. Hang in there Jim, you might get some more white gold.
Have a great day guys. Gerry, you don't want to hang around here too much - kind of an odd crowd - ruin your reputation.
Roy, best be watching the hen house - too many hungry woodchucks here just waiting for those scrawny chicks to get some meat on their bones. Nice hen house you have there. Best be working on the booby traps.
Two lips Jim - love it. Pictures or it didn't happen.
Lots of rain = lots of mud. We have it. More today with snow higher up. Hang in there Jim, you might get some more white gold.
Have a great day guys. Gerry, you don't want to hang around here too much - kind of an odd crowd - ruin your reputation.
Two lips, didn't think it was that out of the ordinary. But you do next to montpeculiar.
My road is pretty good now
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Two lips Jim - I do live next to Montpeculiar but this whole state is peculiar so you and Dave and your two lips will fit right in.
Hey Gerry, nice you could visit. How's things in Canuckistan? You down to a couple of feet of snow yet? Best stay away from Two Lips - he's got a thing with Dave and I understand he's the jealous type.
Hey Gerry, nice you could visit. How's things in Canuckistan? You down to a couple of feet of snow yet? Best stay away from Two Lips - he's got a thing with Dave and I understand he's the jealous type.