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Dont forget that free cell phone, and free day care.....
I will take the free cell phone, I dont need day care, kids all grown up, but maybe I can white trash them and tell them to knock up there girl friends, it's another 5 hundred bucks per kid so if I get them to marry octomom, there's 8 right there. then every 9 months I would get 12 grand a year right 2 kids a year that's a grand a month X2 = big money, I dont pay any taxes, that's for you suckers that work, and with all these kids I would qualify for the child earned income credit. Man I would have to hit Roy up for some of his face paint, mine all dried up, I am sure he keeps his on the ready and when I meet with the social worker, I would just have to be a little darker, than I got a lock on the whole suck the Goverment teet!!!How cool is that, buy a bottle of Gentleman Jack, keep it in a paper bag and start picking up aluminum cans all day. If I get lucky I might find one with some still in it. Head over to Roys and pick me a few chickens, just have to watch the booby traps and claymores.