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Just win the lottery then you could retire! That is my plan! Although that means I have to buy a lottery ticket.
Or you can use my plan -
Stand in the same spot in your backyard during a thunderstorm - get hit by lightning not once but twice - live to tell the tale - sell the story to the National Enquirer, Sun and every other tabloid for a million bucks!
Well - I think my odds of becoming a millionaire that way are better than they are to win the lottery...
I hate falling out of that tree... Would rather try standing in a child's swimming pool full of water in the middle of an open field on a hill... How's that for you?
This Hennessey Takes the Expedition Tremor's Off-Roading Capability to the Next Level
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