It isn't a Ford, and it isn't mine, but I ran across this on another forum I'm a member on and nearly fell out of my chair laughing:

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/41192...html%3C/div%3E

*Some language not safe for work.

 

WOW!!! now that was FUNNY!!! it takes a unique individual to come up with that. LMAO!! Thanks for sharing I Loved it, Have a good one.

 

Got quite the laugh out of that! Haha

 

__I think he is missing an opportunity in life and that's ' creative story telling' . Any how he's missing some thing .__





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Wow. As an avid Jeep Enthusiast, I can say, I would hang out with him.

 

The one thing that would have made that ad the most perfect, most awesome ad in the history of CL is if it would have been for a BRONCO.

 

LMAO me and the guys at school got a huge laugh out of that!! To bad everybody ain't that down to earth! This guy is surely not for the light hearted!!

 

I clicked the "best of" tab. This one should be saved.

 

That add made my day!

 

i think hes got it confuses with something else lol

 

Best ad I have read in a long time... what a great way to start work

 

Thanks for sharing. reps

 

It got flagged for removal!!!

 

I swear these are 2 real c list adds I had to copy.....

OK, let me start off by saying this Honda 450R is only available for purchase or trade by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this 450 would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your scooter is for. If that's the kind of bike you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This quad was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like CVT (real men can shift), plush seat (a real man doesn't sit on his butt while riding), or a winch(real men don't even know how to get stuck in the woods).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 60 HP engine to outrun the park rangers.

It's got special blood/gore resistant plastics. It even has a first-aid kit under the seat. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Bike also comes with 2 cans of race gas so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun from the seat and burn their eyes with the pungent output from the FMF megabomb exhaust. It's saved my bacon more than once. It has room for you and one hottie you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a very durable rear bumper to tie your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun.

I also just installed 4 NEW RAZR BALLANCE tires to replace the ones that got shot out by The Man.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $4,000, but I'll entertain reasonable offers like trade for a kickass 4x4. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 10 hours on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash. This rig has only 1 flaw the transmission currently has a bent shift fork so it grinds in neutral and does not have 5th gear, this was damaged in the last armored car jacking i was involved in. This can easily be fixed by the man or woman who is qualified enough to purchase or posess this beast. Will come with a bill of sale. I'm selling this animal because i suffered a hip injury in my last tangle with an aligator in the Florida everglades.
If you dare you can call or text me anytime at 417-XXX-XXX DO NOT EMAIL ME I DO NOT have time to swander around my computer all day, who does that now a days?

To sweeten the deal a little it has the following additions,
FULL CT RACING BUILT 471 Stroker engine
CP 12.5 to 1 Piston
+1 black diamond valves
new valve springs/retainers
5 angle valve job
Race port and polish
CT racing custom grind Web cam
NEW FMF MEGABOMB header with factor 4.1 pipe.
NEW RAZR Ballance tires
NEW HYPER carbon fiber wheels
New Plastics
New front and rear bumper
Nerf bars
New Barnett dirt digger clutch

AND NOW FOR THE BOAT ENTHUSIAST

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad bXXXX and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls *** tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had pxxx magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 xxx xxxx cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer. it is SOLD, but people seem to enjoy the ad and i am enjoying the texts. thanks!

 

That ad was running on facebook