Just for posting any random old thing you want:

Why does Arial wear C shells?

Because she outgrew her B shells.

 

I'n nuttier then squirrel poop!

 

If fish fart (proven fact in the news)-- what do they smell like?

 

if fish eat other fish--- does that make them cannibals?

 

I get my truck back this weekend! :-)

 

Gov shutdown sux!

 

September 27th, is Crush a Can Day.

If said can of soda is a Diet Orange Crush, has the crushing already commenced?

 

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congress
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

 

Its the Democrats Fault-- Its the Republicans fault.-- Isn't it really our fault-- we voted for them and they are like toddlers squabbling over Candy. I voted for 1/2 these people now I am ashamed of them.

Wish some common sense would take over.

 

Mahnama Mah!!!!

 

My shoulder hurts. I must be getting older.

 

Want me o kick you in the shin? You'll forget about the shoulder

 

If you get pulled over for spinning your tires in front of a police officer, then he announces that he is going to let you go with a warning, Shut up. Don't complain about the officer's headlights shining in your mirror. Don't accuse him of stealing your wallet. Especially when it's still sitting in your lap. Stop talking. When he notices you've been drinking, and still offers to let you go if you park your car and walk home, shut up!!!!!! No need to bring up the wallet thing again. Just stop talking and go home. Nope.... just can't do it, now he gets to go to jail. COPS is a great show.

While everyone has the right to remain silent, some just don't have the ability.

 

Tomorrow is the big day eh Flip??? WOO HOO

Lots of pictures!!

 

I heard he's going to have to get rubber off of the new paint on the one side.