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Fleet Owner
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Newton America :-P
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. Stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading S.E.X. for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. Stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading S.E.X. for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 18,819
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From: Manhattan Kansas
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Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Manhattan Kansas
ugh.. I am just having the full bad week.
I had monday off, I already have 20 hours overtime this week, I drove into the back of some lady's car in Salina, she checked it out, said everything was fine, and left. (oh, and gave me a hug)
yeah.. I nearly had about 6 more wrecks that day, I think mostly due to lack of sleep, then yesterday I was supergluing some stuff together, got some on my finger, my phone was ringing, so, I answered it, but to answer it, you have to slide your finger across the screen to pickup the call.. guess which finger I mindlessly used to slide across the screen while trying to hold the stuff I was gluing in place with my other hand. honestly, I wouldn't have just answered anyone's call at that moment, but this lady is a rock star..in so many ways.
I had monday off, I already have 20 hours overtime this week, I drove into the back of some lady's car in Salina, she checked it out, said everything was fine, and left. (oh, and gave me a hug)
yeah.. I nearly had about 6 more wrecks that day, I think mostly due to lack of sleep, then yesterday I was supergluing some stuff together, got some on my finger, my phone was ringing, so, I answered it, but to answer it, you have to slide your finger across the screen to pickup the call.. guess which finger I mindlessly used to slide across the screen while trying to hold the stuff I was gluing in place with my other hand. honestly, I wouldn't have just answered anyone's call at that moment, but this lady is a rock star..in so many ways.
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: May 2006
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From: Wichita, KS
Hotshot
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 18,819
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From: Manhattan Kansas
took a fun little online aptitude test and answered some questions about myself to see what kind of career I should be doing, it said I should be a movie producer, a doctor, or a crash test dummy.. I am old enough now, that its too late for me to start in the movie business, and there is no way I would make it as a doctor, so now i know where to start looking.