Divorced My Ex
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Divorced My Ex
Yep, my beloved 2000 6.8L Ex Limited is no longer a part of the family! It took me 139,000 miles to finally kick her to the curb, but with the 9 MPG fuel economy and 1 quart of oil use every 750 miles since new, it was time!
You know, it's not every day you spend over $40K on a rig that smokes on start-up and burns oil. Unfortunately, Ford considers 1 quart every 750 miles to be within spec. A fact I discovered when I tried to lemon law it.
Oh how I miss having to check the oil every other fill up. I especially miss having to buy the extra 6 quarts of oil between oil changes! I'm honestly shocked I got over 100K miles out of it and even more shocked I kept it this long.
No more ball joints, idle control valves, door actuators. No more $150 fill-ups.
So long my Ex. Goodbye Ford. Hello Toyota!!! My Sequoia with the 5.7 is quick, nimble, has a turning radius, and oh my, it has the power to pull. Couldn't be happier.
You know, it's not every day you spend over $40K on a rig that smokes on start-up and burns oil. Unfortunately, Ford considers 1 quart every 750 miles to be within spec. A fact I discovered when I tried to lemon law it.
Oh how I miss having to check the oil every other fill up. I especially miss having to buy the extra 6 quarts of oil between oil changes! I'm honestly shocked I got over 100K miles out of it and even more shocked I kept it this long.
No more ball joints, idle control valves, door actuators. No more $150 fill-ups.
So long my Ex. Goodbye Ford. Hello Toyota!!! My Sequoia with the 5.7 is quick, nimble, has a turning radius, and oh my, it has the power to pull. Couldn't be happier.
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Toyota, ouch... good luck with that. Sounds like there was something else going on with that V10, have never heard of that much oil usage. Good thing toyotas are usually for people who cant maintain their own vehicles...
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Jmatthews makes a good point, you come here to post about dumping your Excursion and nothing else?
Sorry to hear that it didn't give you the level of service that you were hoping for, I hope your Sequoia treats you better!
Sorry to hear that it didn't give you the level of service that you were hoping for, I hope your Sequoia treats you better!
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Poor maintenance will do it to you. Sounds like that poor old truck was in need of a loving owner. Hope the new owner takes the time to actually fix the issue instead of "Just adding more oil".. I feel bad for that toyota too.
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Strange. Why not trade it in long ago. Also your Toyota isn't much better on gas so don't get too excited.
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Either that or just delete the whole damn thread on troll principle!
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Yep, my beloved 2000 6.8L Ex Limited is no longer a part of the family! It took me 139,000 miles to finally kick her to the curb, but with the 9 MPG fuel economy and 1 quart of oil use every 750 miles since new, it was time!
You know, it's not every day you spend over $40K on a rig that smokes on start-up and burns oil. Unfortunately, Ford considers 1 quart every 750 miles to be within spec. A fact I discovered when I tried to lemon law it.
Oh how I miss having to check the oil every other fill up. I especially miss having to buy the extra 6 quarts of oil between oil changes! I'm honestly shocked I got over 100K miles out of it and even more shocked I kept it this long.
No more ball joints, idle control valves, door actuators. No more $150 fill-ups.
So long my Ex. Goodbye Ford. Hello Toyota!!! My Sequoia with the 5.7 is quick, nimble, has a turning radius, and oh my, it has the power to pull. Couldn't be happier.
You know, it's not every day you spend over $40K on a rig that smokes on start-up and burns oil. Unfortunately, Ford considers 1 quart every 750 miles to be within spec. A fact I discovered when I tried to lemon law it.
Oh how I miss having to check the oil every other fill up. I especially miss having to buy the extra 6 quarts of oil between oil changes! I'm honestly shocked I got over 100K miles out of it and even more shocked I kept it this long.
No more ball joints, idle control valves, door actuators. No more $150 fill-ups.
So long my Ex. Goodbye Ford. Hello Toyota!!! My Sequoia with the 5.7 is quick, nimble, has a turning radius, and oh my, it has the power to pull. Couldn't be happier.
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That's right ladies line up for your Toyota. The 2013 only needs one unicorn horn every 50,000 miles, and the towing capacity is 150,000 lbs if you get the optional rainbow tires.
No offense to the FTE ladies out there. He does have a point though the turning radius of the Ex is about 1/4 mile
No offense to the FTE ladies out there. He does have a point though the turning radius of the Ex is about 1/4 mile
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Relevant. Something I keep around for times like this
The troll guide:
The Care and Feeding of Your Troll: A Primer
So, you brought home a new Internet Troll. Congratulations! If you are a first timer having a troll, you may have questions. Here are a few suggestions so that you and your troll can live in karmic balance. Now remember, each troll is different and your results may vary. However, this primer should help you get on your way. Welcome to the world of having a troll!
How do I refer to my troll now that I have him/her?
First, your troll may show up already named. Yet, you will find the “pre-fab” names to be rather unoriginal such as Annonymous [sic], ihateyou or yousuck. Never fear, you can always change their name. If this is your first troll, I find that it is best to give him/her a soothing, happy name to remind you that they are really just helpless, sad creatures. A good name can make all the difference! I recommend something like FluffyLoveBunny or Silly Billy Chickie Boo. How scary is that? Not so much.
So your troll has a name! Congratulations! You are on your way!
How do I discipline my new troll?
Now as trolls are known to do, yours may act up from time to time. He or she may get down right nasty and vicious towards you. Remember: That is in their nature. They are inbred to act that way. It is just NOT their fault. (And rumor has it most of them were dropped on their head often as tiny, baby trolls.) Of course, your first instinct as you get used to your new troll is to lash out and want to punish them for being so incorrigible. That would be your first mistake! It only encourages their behavior. The best way to keep your little FluffyBunnyLove in harmony with you and your home is to ignore him or her. Unlike their human counterparts, neglect keeps trolls temperamentally neutral. Allowing them to see your anger or pain at their behavior merely encourages them to keep it up and makes them raging mean. Neglect. Ignore. Restore (the balance). Those are the keys to disciplining your new troll.
Now that I have a new troll, what do I feed him?
Like any wild animal, it is important to understand the indigenous nature of their diet. Your new troll may try to convince you that the best thing you can feed him is a diet of your anger, frustration and pain. Don’t listen. As any child can tell you, they will try to get away with anything they possibly can. It would be a mistake to listen to them. Your anger, frustration and pain is their main source of nutrition and growth and– unlike human beings who need good nutrition and growth to survive– it is vital that trolls maintain a steady diet of ambivalence and ignorant bliss to maintain their puny stature. As much as you want to punish him or her, remember that little FluffyLoveBunny needs to be ignored after he or she comes home with you. A steady diet of neglect will keep you living in harmony with your new troll!
Where do I keep my new troll?
That is a great (and normal) question! As with any troll, he or she will want to be front and center in your life. He or she will want your never-ending attention at all times. It is their nature. However, to live successfully with your new troll, you must remember to keep him or her locked in a corner or sitting so far in the back of the room that you forget he or she is there. Remember: Neglect makes this work! Don’t feel guilt. It is how this relationship was meant to be.
What if my troll runs away from me and never returns? Does this mean I failed as a troll owner?
Absolutely not! In fact, just the opposite. If your troll gives up in frustration and leaves you for another, that simply means you have done a good job in the care and feeding of your troll. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
However, remember this: The troll population is diverse and re-spawns quickly. Don’t get too comfortable. Before you know it, another troll may follow you home. But, with this handy primer, you will be ready for the care and feeding of your troll!
Good luck with your new troll! May your journey be swift and painless!
The troll guide:
The Care and Feeding of Your Troll: A Primer
So, you brought home a new Internet Troll. Congratulations! If you are a first timer having a troll, you may have questions. Here are a few suggestions so that you and your troll can live in karmic balance. Now remember, each troll is different and your results may vary. However, this primer should help you get on your way. Welcome to the world of having a troll!
How do I refer to my troll now that I have him/her?
First, your troll may show up already named. Yet, you will find the “pre-fab” names to be rather unoriginal such as Annonymous [sic], ihateyou or yousuck. Never fear, you can always change their name. If this is your first troll, I find that it is best to give him/her a soothing, happy name to remind you that they are really just helpless, sad creatures. A good name can make all the difference! I recommend something like FluffyLoveBunny or Silly Billy Chickie Boo. How scary is that? Not so much.
So your troll has a name! Congratulations! You are on your way!
How do I discipline my new troll?
Now as trolls are known to do, yours may act up from time to time. He or she may get down right nasty and vicious towards you. Remember: That is in their nature. They are inbred to act that way. It is just NOT their fault. (And rumor has it most of them were dropped on their head often as tiny, baby trolls.) Of course, your first instinct as you get used to your new troll is to lash out and want to punish them for being so incorrigible. That would be your first mistake! It only encourages their behavior. The best way to keep your little FluffyBunnyLove in harmony with you and your home is to ignore him or her. Unlike their human counterparts, neglect keeps trolls temperamentally neutral. Allowing them to see your anger or pain at their behavior merely encourages them to keep it up and makes them raging mean. Neglect. Ignore. Restore (the balance). Those are the keys to disciplining your new troll.
Now that I have a new troll, what do I feed him?
Like any wild animal, it is important to understand the indigenous nature of their diet. Your new troll may try to convince you that the best thing you can feed him is a diet of your anger, frustration and pain. Don’t listen. As any child can tell you, they will try to get away with anything they possibly can. It would be a mistake to listen to them. Your anger, frustration and pain is their main source of nutrition and growth and– unlike human beings who need good nutrition and growth to survive– it is vital that trolls maintain a steady diet of ambivalence and ignorant bliss to maintain their puny stature. As much as you want to punish him or her, remember that little FluffyLoveBunny needs to be ignored after he or she comes home with you. A steady diet of neglect will keep you living in harmony with your new troll!
Where do I keep my new troll?
That is a great (and normal) question! As with any troll, he or she will want to be front and center in your life. He or she will want your never-ending attention at all times. It is their nature. However, to live successfully with your new troll, you must remember to keep him or her locked in a corner or sitting so far in the back of the room that you forget he or she is there. Remember: Neglect makes this work! Don’t feel guilt. It is how this relationship was meant to be.
What if my troll runs away from me and never returns? Does this mean I failed as a troll owner?
Absolutely not! In fact, just the opposite. If your troll gives up in frustration and leaves you for another, that simply means you have done a good job in the care and feeding of your troll. Pat yourself on the back. You deserve it!
However, remember this: The troll population is diverse and re-spawns quickly. Don’t get too comfortable. Before you know it, another troll may follow you home. But, with this handy primer, you will be ready for the care and feeding of your troll!
Good luck with your new troll! May your journey be swift and painless!
Last edited by Archion; Feb 8, 2013 at 09:17 PM. Reason: clean up
